r/facepalm Aug 20 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ You’ve gotta be kidding me 🤦🏾‍♀️

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u/HumanRuse Aug 20 '24

Looks like AI is a very good weight loss tool.

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u/Mega-Steve Aug 20 '24

Has Musk always had the "Innsmouth look"? I don't know if it's the angle or AI weirdness, but he looks like he made a deal with Dagon

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u/SayYesToGuac Aug 20 '24

My wife and I think Musk & Zuckerberg are in reality aliens trying to shapeshift as humans. That’s why they look/act so…weird.

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u/Afraid_Reputation_51 Aug 20 '24

Zuck is a robot attempting to impersonate a human, Musk, I think, is a lizard person.

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 Aug 20 '24

Hey, hey, hey, I won’t stand for this lizard slander!

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u/Afraid_Reputation_51 Aug 21 '24


Fair enough, maybe they would have better taste!

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u/psychocarpal Aug 20 '24

I had a friend who was pretty sure that Zuckerberg and Musk were lizard people. She thought that about a lot of public figures, but with those two I always thought she had a point…

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u/Round-Good-8204 Aug 20 '24

Elon musk is built like a cyber truck. Have you seen the pictures of his torso without a shirt on?

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u/RaygunMarksman Aug 20 '24

Oh shit, I see it. Fish mutant looking mofo.

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u/Nbkipdu Aug 20 '24

I have wondered why that man looks so fucking creepy for so long.

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 Aug 20 '24

My friend calls Elon a “UHU Glue Stick”, lol

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u/StSean Aug 20 '24

IÄ!!

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u/slydjinn Aug 20 '24

I can't grasp why he needs AI with the real thing is this peak regurgitated blob of flesh

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u/Alternative_Ad_3636 Aug 20 '24

He sucking that in sooooo hard.

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u/intisun Aug 20 '24

So hard it's about to burst from his chest.

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u/_daddyissues666 Aug 20 '24

Bro is about to birth to an alien

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u/rabbidrascal Aug 20 '24

It's not a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a sex machine!

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u/Garchompisbestboi Aug 20 '24

It's so funny that he's the richest man in the world and still susceptible to being bullied by online strangers. I'm glad that pudgy barrel shaped fuck is so self conscious that he feels the need to make AI photos of himself because he's too embarrassed to upload real ones 😂

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u/Praescribo Aug 20 '24

That's an old picture. He's gotten quite a bit chubbier since then

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u/prettypushee Aug 20 '24

And drug addicted uglier

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u/decentshrubbery Aug 20 '24

And the real problem is his silly, underperforming, drug-addled Nazi brain.

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u/lordaskington Aug 20 '24

I can't believe Rob Liefeld based his iconic Captain America drawing on Elon, wow

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u/Willtology Aug 20 '24

Is that why this timeline is so weird? We're stuck in a 1990's IMAGE comic?

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u/P_ZERO_ Aug 20 '24

Dude has the most fucked up build ever. His chest cavity is enormous

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u/ARightDastard Aug 20 '24

Looks like a bastardization of a Rob Liefeld comic but worse.

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u/aroc91 Aug 20 '24

Like an orange with toothpicks for arms. Ain't no muscle mass on that guy.

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u/zombie_girraffe Aug 20 '24

It's not like he was whipping the emerald mine slaves by himself, he had an overseer to do that for him.

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u/mohugz Aug 20 '24

Aaaaarrghhh! My eyes!

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u/jdpatric Aug 20 '24

That Captain America comic turned out to be more accurate than we all realized...

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u/Cam_knows_you Aug 20 '24

And keeping his gender affirming care of hair plugs and jaw implants.

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u/Laughmasterb Aug 20 '24

It even correctly identified Elon as the kind of guy to grab a wrinkled, ill-fitting suit jacket off the floor.

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u/Jaegons Aug 20 '24

I was gonna add, "looks like you finally STOPPED getting served"

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u/bassthrive Aug 20 '24

AI sucks at flags too. And is that eye of Sauron thing at the top left intentional?

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u/AustnWins Aug 20 '24

That’s my favorite accidental AI instant check. Can’t do flags.

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u/Crisgu Aug 20 '24

Flags and words

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u/EZMulahSniper Aug 20 '24 edited Aug 20 '24

Or hands and feet

EDIT: I guess some of them are getting better at it

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u/greenroom628 Aug 20 '24

Though really good at dropping like, what, 50 lbs on Elon?

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u/EffableLemming Aug 20 '24

Except his head. MF looking like a Funko

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u/Nate_Mac89 Aug 20 '24

Not only that but that face angle is just slightly off and he has the jowls, zygomatic and frontal plate of 3 different men.

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u/Chinchillng Aug 20 '24

Still wearing the old suit from before the weight loss, though. Those sleeves are so insanely wrinkled

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u/kliu67 Aug 20 '24

Not to mention it’s a tux instead of a suit.

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u/grumblesmurf Aug 20 '24

But a suit for his original weight.

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u/badukhamster Aug 20 '24

Didn't notice that recently much anymore. I assumed they might have improved this by specifically training this. Anyone with info on this?

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u/ZDTreefur Aug 20 '24

Yeah, if people are running the new and improved stable diffusion 3.0, it's an update recently come out that focused on making hands and feet more realistic.

On the other hand, I noticed teeth are still pretty janky if the mouth is open.

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u/rossta410r Aug 20 '24

I've seen words done well in certain pictures. It's only going to get better.

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u/Fit-Visit-7458 Aug 20 '24

AI can do words if it's specifically instructed what to write, if it isn't it will commonly make up random nonsense garbage.

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u/0ddlyC4nt3v3n Aug 20 '24

Not unlike Elon

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u/builder397 Aug 20 '24

Well, the words are edited in after the fact, Im pretty sure of that at least.

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u/Xikkiwikk Aug 20 '24

It’s the four star Dragonball!

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u/optimus_awful Aug 20 '24

Nah... AI is just acknowledging there are very few states involved in their shitty dream..

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u/SauronsYogaPants Aug 20 '24

Nah, Sauron doesn't want him.

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u/ArchonFett Aug 20 '24

no, but he is watching, with a bucket of popcorn

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u/fothergillfuckup Aug 20 '24

The look more like very patriotic curtains.

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u/KingOfTheCouch13 Aug 20 '24

Lmao it’s like 12 stars on that bitch 😂

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u/Dixon_Uranuss3 Aug 20 '24

A real image wouldn't make him look like he lost a bunch of weight and his head shrank too.

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u/SithDraven Aug 20 '24

No thanks. We're good.

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u/Soogbad Aug 20 '24

Actually trump said he will take him as an advisor

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u/vitaesbona1 Aug 20 '24

Didn't that happen in 2016, then Must quit because they hated each other?

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u/Palopsicles Aug 20 '24

No it was in the Elon-Trump Twitter Interview. Elon said the government needs a system to check where government money is being spent and would like to be a part of that committee. Trump agreed. Dumbfounded hearing that.

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u/25thNite Aug 20 '24

"why is this money going to the department of education and fire departments? this should be funneled to tesla and maralago at once" - Egon Muskrat

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u/BayouGal Aug 20 '24

OMB anyone?

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u/12345623567 Aug 20 '24

I don't think he knows anything about how the real government works, no worries.

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u/CeeMomster Aug 20 '24

Thats exactly what they’re counting on. “Real government” not working

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u/combat_princess Aug 20 '24

like… the government accountability office?

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u/bradbikes Aug 20 '24

And any number of NGO's and other departmental required reporting etc. etc. There's plenty of transparency, not 100% perfect but nothing is. It's certainly a fair bit more transparent than something like the Trump org, or Tesla.

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u/here_now_be Aug 20 '24

Didn't that happen in 2016

Yep, but they have a plan this time.

Oligarchy. And trump totally won't have musk put in jail the first time he feels threatened. Drugs have completely rotted elon's brain.

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u/CartographerKey7322 Aug 20 '24

That’s what 45 million a month will buy you

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u/Woodworkingwino Aug 20 '24

He can serve by joining the military. I think the marines would be a great place for him. They would chew him up and spit him out.

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u/barbruhuwu Aug 20 '24

Bite of '24

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u/Altruistic-Yogurt462 Aug 20 '24

In Jail?

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u/spacemanspiff1115 Aug 20 '24

Exactly, if he's talking about serving time in prison I'm all for it...

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u/C0ugarFanta-C Aug 20 '24

How is he not embarrassed? I'm embarrassed for him. 52 years old and he acts like a 14-year-old edgelord all the time.

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u/SteveTheOrca Aug 20 '24

Cuz he's a 14 y-o edgelord trapped in a 52 y-o's body.

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u/Funchyy Aug 20 '24

And just like a 14yr old edge lord someone should take his internet away and get the guy some ketamine-free fresh air. 

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u/mkymooooo Aug 20 '24

Nah, more ketamine will do.

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u/kingofthezootopia Aug 20 '24

Are we talking Matthew Perry dosage?

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u/Funchyy Aug 20 '24

I mean, that would definitely indefelinitely shut him up. 

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u/GoldheartTTV Aug 20 '24

If that was true, Trump would be all over him. 14 is his magic beauty pageant number.

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u/Command-And-Conquer Aug 20 '24

You forget. He also need to look like his daughter. How do you expect him to get the centimeter peter up and active?

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u/GoldheartTTV Aug 20 '24

With his tiny hands of course! His feet are too small to use.

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u/grumblesmurf Aug 20 '24

That's why his first concern after being shot were his shoes. He knows he needs them to be able to walk at all, they're like prostheses for his tiny feet.

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u/Ghostdog1263 Aug 20 '24

Why of course he first thought was his shoes! He can't have people knowing his officially listed height is bullshit.

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u/Command-And-Conquer Aug 20 '24

I'm just imagining Trump, on the ground dying, EMTs attending. He grabs one by the collar and says

"Remember t-to li-list my height ... as ....as ... 'uge.'

Before finally dying xD

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u/illicitliaison Aug 20 '24

I'd have more respect for the 14 y/o edge lord.

Apartheid Clyde over there is a repugnant human being with zero chance of redemption, knows it, and doesn't care.

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u/Glittering_Ad1696 Aug 20 '24

Isn't that the reason he was friends with Epstein?

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u/crestren Aug 20 '24

My favourite tweet of all time described elon perfectly.

"Elon Musk is what happened when the ghosts of a 16 year old edgelord and an 18th century coal baron struggle to control the same body"

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u/Immoracle Aug 20 '24

When he told advertisers that they can go fuck themselves and the audience had no reaction and there was an awkward silence, and then he cringily said it again to no reaction. Weirdo.

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u/Ginger510 Aug 20 '24

Who photoshopped his pic to make him 20kg lighter 😂

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u/ArgyleNudge Aug 20 '24

Him and Trump love their AI fantasy versions. How is that not maximum cringe?

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u/Additional_Ear_9659 Aug 20 '24

He’s basically the pillow guy but with more money.

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u/aries_letsfight Aug 20 '24

Eh for now. Elon seems to be as talented as Trump when it comes to tanking companies bigly and dealing with racial discrimination lawsuits. I am flabbergasted that anyone especially minorities and women would ever buy a Tesla because of how terrible the company is towards them and the long list of safety issues due to pushing out products they know have serious defects

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u/KittyGrewAMoustache Aug 20 '24

I don’t know if this is how most people feel but I noticed that when I see a Tesla I now associate it with being shoddy and a scam or something. It’s like just a gut reaction that advertisers want you not to feel about a product. I remember they used to seem cool and like a high quality car for fancy people. Bear in mind I know nothing about cars, these are just impressions I feel from having absorbed general news and information in society for years without ever having deliberately thought about Tesla cars or knowing much about them. Kind of like if I see a Bentley I have an instant idea in my head of some really rich posh guy with a British accent who wears tweed and has serious conversations. Or if I see a Mini I think of a young woman who chews gum and high five’s people on her way to her desk at work where she does some sort of computer programming. Or a BMW makes me think of a guy with gelled hair who works in sales and wears pale pink shirts and brogues and tries to surreptitiously slip his hand down the back of women’s pants if they’re sitting next to him at dinner. A Tesla makes me think of someone who spends ages on the phone to customer service while kicking it for not working and then a plastic panel falls off.

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u/Madgyver Aug 20 '24

Sitting on a mountain of drugs.

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u/OnaccountaY Aug 20 '24

Or two 14-year-old edgelords in a trench coat

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u/Echidnakindy Aug 20 '24

He must have no penis left, the way he’s treating it.

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u/McPostyFace Aug 20 '24

14 year old edgelord trapped in a peeled potato

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u/Loggerdon Aug 20 '24

He used to try to appeal to smart people. Now he watches in amazement as Trump corrals large portions of the US population and he’s going after dumb people. Probably more money in it.

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u/Narrow-Bee-8354 Aug 20 '24

I think ultimately he just wants to be liked.

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u/Newfaceofrev Aug 20 '24

Go fuck yourself, he says, looking towards the audience for approval.

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u/Narrow-Bee-8354 Aug 20 '24

I actually saw that for the first time today. He looked like an insecure teenager as he said that

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord Aug 20 '24

Was just as bad the second time he tried to say it (nonchalantly).

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u/Daft00 Aug 20 '24

You could see it in his eyes, the second time he said it

"Can you guys believe what I just said?!?" Isn't that crazy??"

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u/PollarRabbit Aug 20 '24

He had to say it again cuz nobody reacted at first. What a clown.

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u/grumblesmurf Aug 20 '24

And how is that going for him? /s

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u/dylannsmitth Aug 20 '24

Homelander irl

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u/USAMadDogs Aug 20 '24

And the task is much simpler. Dumb people are easy to manipulate and direct.

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u/AtmosphereNom Aug 20 '24

Notice how nearly all the grifters started out as democrats and then switched to the right once they realized.

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u/Copranicus Aug 20 '24

Yes! He reminds me of when I was a teen around ~14y/o. I generally consider myself to be a big dummy but particularly at that time I did shift into the alt-right pipeline and was a massive edgelord.

But that was 20 years ago, the main difference is that I grew up, challenged my own worldview (frequently and still do) and grew up.

Musk on the other hand seems to be getting worse with every passing day, I try to avoid anything that involves him because the cringe I feel in his stead physically hurts.

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord Aug 20 '24

Cognitive decline is a terrible thing.

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u/stoneyyay Aug 20 '24

Similar shit with Joe Rogan.

Dude smoked weed at 43, and was magically enlightened.

"Slime mold is the cause of most zoonotic disease in the Libyan ground shrew"- some gun nut

Ohhhhhhh that's why it's like that!

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u/squirlz333 Aug 20 '24

14 is a bit mature for his personality I wouldn't put him past 11 

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u/Pkrudeboy Aug 20 '24

I suspect that at least one point in your life you’ve had someone smack you up the back of your head and tell you to stop being a dumbass. It’s happened to me multiple times. Elon’s the kind of person you get when it never happened.

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u/ihoptdk Aug 20 '24

I mean, pictures exist without his shirt on. There could be nothing more embarrassing than looking like you’re the result of some unholy union between a cardboard box and a chunk of talc.

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u/jl_theprofessor Aug 20 '24

The worst part is him trying to act cool all the time and just giving up that he's out of touch, like listening to your dad trying to fit in.

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u/Jaqulean Aug 20 '24

I'd say it's worse, because your dad would at least try to understand - whereas Elon is just an arrogant hypocrite, that acts like a child...

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u/FatmanMyFatman Aug 20 '24

Because narcissistic people do not know shame unless they are called out. It is the attention he gets and the admiration.

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u/Angry_Pterodactyl Aug 20 '24

Oh go fuck a duck, Elon

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u/your_right_ball Aug 20 '24

Poor duck.

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u/keloking88 Aug 20 '24

Dw the duck won't even feel it

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u/Havier_Gacha Aug 20 '24

Duck would be traumatized from the sight of a big man charging at em from its perspective.

Either that or the duck turns around and screams "Peace was never an option".

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u/Federal-Durian-1484 Aug 20 '24

Since he is an immigrant wouldn’t that be a dei hire?

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u/Tracy_Turnblad Aug 20 '24

Would it also be considered an immigrant taking a job away from an American? /s

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u/sublimedingo Aug 20 '24 edited Aug 20 '24

Can we all please delete all our Twitter accounts and stop buying Teslas.

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u/master_power Aug 20 '24

Teslas ain't even it anymore. Every other manufacturer has EVs built to a higher quality standard than Tesla at this point.

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u/Covid_twenty Aug 20 '24

Erm actually no other ev has the useless infotainment nonsense that we all need 🤓🤓

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u/iggy14750 Aug 20 '24

Tesla drivers are really just iPad kids 🤣🤣

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u/NoeYRN Aug 20 '24

Yooooo 🤣🤣🤣

After finding out that you don't need to hold down the brake on a tesla while stopped, I knew it was made for people who didn't have an actual parent growing up.

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u/Gainztrader235 Aug 20 '24

New vehicles with combustion engines have this as well, even my f250. It’s usually called “hill assist”, “brake assist” or something along those lines. For an ev it increases efficiency.

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u/a_spoopy_ghost Aug 20 '24

Eh I work in an area with a LOT of teslas. Definitely still a thing sadly

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u/master_power Aug 20 '24

That ain't the point. The point is we have other options now for performance EVs and if Tesla doesn't improve their QA they won't survive. They make shit vehicles.

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u/a_spoopy_ghost Aug 20 '24

I completely agree! There are much better options but sadly the wealthy aren’t choosing them in my area, there are so many teslas here. Just wanted to share the perspective.

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u/ass-holes Aug 20 '24

Oh yeah, I'll actively stop buying multiple 60 000 dollar cars when I can barely wipe my ass with the one ply I have to buy.

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u/mzincali Aug 20 '24

He can't even keep Twitter from crashing. He wants to be in charge of something bigger?

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u/jaded1121 Aug 20 '24

I deleted my twitter the minute the “sink” photo happened.

I still drive my gas guzzling toyota.

Now no lie, i do use paypal when i shop on temu. So like once every couple months i use paypal for $50 worth of crap.

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u/daboobiesnatcher Aug 20 '24

He's not connected to Paypal anymore, he got ousted as CEO super fast.

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u/snoslayer Aug 20 '24

He lost some weight in that AI picture

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u/TonAMGT4 Aug 20 '24

He got fucked really hard by Twitter… his butt still hurts a lot so he had to cut down on meal consumption.

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u/Ghanima81 Aug 20 '24 edited Aug 20 '24

He even lost his ribcage...

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u/RetroRayStudios Aug 20 '24

Oof, why would anyone want him running anything when we just watched him destroy Twitter by acting like a 12 year old.

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u/shadowsandmud Aug 20 '24

A perfect example of a paradoxical image.

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u/Narissis Aug 20 '24

This was my thought too. Combating bureaucratic bloat in the government by... *Checks notes* ...bloating government bureaucracy with an additional department. Genius.

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u/Lonely_Midnight781 Aug 20 '24

We just did it in New Zealand. New government said we had too much bloat, so they created a new ministry - the Ministry for Regulation...

They even said it with a straight face.

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u/Neuchacho Aug 20 '24 edited Aug 20 '24

Conservative positions about "government bloat" have nothing to actually do with government bloat or efficiency. As illustrated by their constant stream of policies that consistently raise the federal deficit while making the government even more inefficient and bad at what it is supposed to do.

When some rich fuck or the people parroting said rich fucks say "The government is too bloated" they mean "The departments that handle regulation are too strong". The entire idea of a "Department of Efficiency" as Elon and Trump describe it is basically just a federal union busting department to make sure all the corporate serfs stay in their place and that federal regulators have as little power as possible. None at all if people like Musk's dreams came true.

The FTC, SEC, IRS, FDA, etc. are all direct enemies of people like this because they all stop them from making more money at the expense of everyone else. They fucking hate these things and near all of them were born out of a need to reel the exact kind of robber baron asshole that they want to return to functioning as.

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u/Mikewold58 Aug 20 '24

That timeline would actually be the end of the country. If a guy who sabotaged high speed rail just to help his car company (screwing over the American public whose tax dollars he takes billions of) is trusted with government funds of all things...we are cooked

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u/Magamew53 Aug 20 '24

He was one of the reasons for the failure of high speed rail?! Nah actually fuck this

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u/maxthesketcher Aug 20 '24

He basically offered a project in order to delay the high speed rail, then undersold on his promises to make an alternative rail system which was basically car pods on a AI rail system (TRAINS). It would take you underground and put you on a car for your car and it would railroad you to another location (TRAINS). This was his plan to "fix traffic". Dude under sold on his promises and ended up making a closed loop with Tesla cars that automatically go around in a loop (TRAINS). Its actually hilarious how much a waste of money it was, because the loop ended up with a traffic jam. While I despise Musk for this, I also despise the bureaucrats that fell for this techbro garbage grift.

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u/Jhawkncali Aug 20 '24

Not quite but thats why he was doing his “hyperloop” bullshit

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u/jeffreycoley Aug 20 '24

Bro...

You just got served

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u/RealRedditModerator Aug 20 '24

D.O.G.E: Douchebag Over Grown Ego

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u/FBack351 Aug 20 '24

Dickless Oligarch Grifts Everyone

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u/ShelteringInStPaul Aug 20 '24

He spelled GRIFTING wrong.

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u/2ERIX Aug 20 '24

No, no, no, he got Doge in there

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u/cmdr_bong Aug 20 '24

With the way he fucked up Twitter to such a drastic degree, I can guarantee he will do likewise to the country.

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u/Hot_Abbreviations936 Aug 20 '24

Go to Russia which you "love" and say that I dare you!

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u/PayFormer387 Aug 20 '24

I was reading something about he success of Space X a while back. Their rockets kept blowing up and they learned from it and now have reliable rockets. I've watched several of the launches from Vandenburg in Los Angeles. They are cool to watch.
Anyway, the article interviewed a guy from NASA who said if they had the same number of failures, they'd be hauled before congress, their funding would have been cut, and their projects canceled.

The way he runs his businesses - though successful - is definitely NOT how government would run.

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u/Nice-Needleworker320 Aug 20 '24

To a vein in his brain. Please, we’re begging you. Just break.

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u/_number Aug 20 '24 edited Aug 20 '24

It might already be broken

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u/hype_irion Aug 20 '24

No joke. Brain damage is the only thing that can justify his everything.

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u/SailboatAB Aug 20 '24

Why would the Department of Government Efficiency need TWO microphones?

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u/TedCruzisfromCanada Aug 20 '24

D.U.M.B. - Donald’s Ultimate MAGA Bitch

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u/Cookie_85 Aug 20 '24

Yes Elon. I'm also ready for you to serve. 20-30 years in solitary.

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u/LectureAgreeable923 Aug 20 '24

Elon fits the GOP .He is definitely a Weirdo

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u/D3adSalesman Aug 20 '24

Thought I recognised him.

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u/Crisgu Aug 20 '24

I’ll bet he will refuse his salary from the government as well.

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u/Flavious27 Aug 20 '24

Nah, the US Government doesn't issue stock options. 

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u/Pisnaz Aug 20 '24

I doubt it, he has lived off government payments in near every company he runs. He rants about it for "the poors" but is suckling hard on the government teat.

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u/snuffdrgn808 Aug 20 '24

his version of efficency is stripping out vital parts and replacing them with super glue

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u/Roxylius Aug 20 '24 edited Aug 20 '24

So efficient that he lost 80% of twitter revenue in a couple of years 😂

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u/Bunnyland77 Aug 20 '24 edited Aug 20 '24

Dude is a racist, insane, meglomanic - and so "efficient" he's been actively destroying 2 of the most successful companies in Human history believing his actions to be "genius." 🤣

"Get in loser! We're a gonna go losing some more!"

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u/vans178 Aug 20 '24 edited Aug 20 '24

We shouldn't be overlooking his weird obsession with the letter x either. Between his children and his business he's got some strange attachment to having the letter x in almost everything he touches

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u/daboobiesnatcher Aug 20 '24

Neither were up there with the most successful companies in Human History, Tesla stock was artificially inflated like Enron stock, Tesla's business model has always had issues and hss never been sustainable, regular car manufacturers have also already far surpassed Tesla. He paid way too much for twitter, and he tried to back out of it and then got forced into it. SpaceX was nepotism and homie hookups, the man George Bush appointed the head of NASA helped Musk get SpaceX started and then when he became the head of NASA, Musk was rewarded with a contract.

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u/EM05L1C3 Aug 20 '24

He ruins everything he touches.

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u/Sprites4Ever Aug 20 '24

Okay, so, an inefficient government is now an efficient government, and that's totally not a lie by the literal Henry Ford 2, who, as a libertarian, loves inefficient governments.

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

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u/trip6s6i6x Aug 20 '24

I'm sure whatever he's put in charge of, he'd run it just like Xitter...

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...straight into the ground.

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u/Shank__Hill Aug 20 '24

Definition Of Gross Entitlement

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u/blueflloyd Aug 20 '24

If there’s a Dept. of Head Up One’s Own Ass, that would probably work better for him

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u/74Amazing74 Aug 20 '24

After embarrassing himself for the last couple of years, he is ready to serve? Who does he want to serve? Is this some “ruthless billionaires for workers & the middle class they kept exploiting to increase their own wealth” shit? Ah… I forgot: Trump isn’t even a billionaire.

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u/T3knikal95 Aug 20 '24

As he said while full throating Trump

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u/igcsestudent2 Aug 20 '24 edited Aug 20 '24

He's literally just an oligarch who wants his taxes to be removed 😂

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u/semicoldpanda Aug 20 '24

I remember just a few years ago when everyone thought this guy was some kind of genius and now it's plain to see that he's got a walnut for a brain. He went full batshit the first time he got any pushback on anything.

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u/Tman11S Aug 20 '24 edited Aug 20 '24

Don’t you need to be an American to work in the government or something? I remember Trump making a big deal about Obama’s birth certificate

Edit: thanks to the people in the comments for clarifying thar this only applies to the president

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u/Express-Doubt-221 Aug 20 '24

Taxing the entirety of his net worth away could make the government super efficient. 

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u/JewelBearing *puts palm to face* Aug 20 '24

DOGE!? I can’t

😭😭😭

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u/GMontag451 Aug 20 '24

I can't believe how far down I had to scroll to find my first doge comment...it was the first thing I saw!

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u/Burning_Flags Aug 20 '24

Almost all of these responses belong in their own Facepalm post

People think he is running for office.

He’s shilling Doge Coin, people.

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u/skratch Aug 20 '24

This motherfucker needs to get on a rocket and get the fuck off of my planet yesterday

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u/bufftbone Aug 20 '24

All the better reason to vote for Harris

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u/Professional_Mud1844 Aug 20 '24

The AI really captured his likeness to a dead fish. Uncanny.

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u/TeamOrca28205 Aug 20 '24

Fucking terrifying thought. And god could he be any more cringey?