r/dadjokes • u/Yokelele • Oct 15 '24

What do you call it when you try to convince someone you didn’t fart? NSFW

Gaslighting

506 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/SHv2 Oct 15 '24

Gonna start a flame war in here.

2

u/MyrkrsBod Oct 16 '24

We didn't start the fire

34

u/grumblyoldman Oct 15 '24

You could always blame it on the elephant in the room.

14

u/Yokelele Oct 15 '24

Good advice. My cat is tired of me blaming him.

17

u/LeThrowawayAnon Oct 15 '24

In no scent

9

u/LankyNorth9030 Oct 15 '24

Just tell them, if it's you then they'd be dead

9

u/Flipmstr2 Oct 15 '24

That joke stinks

12

u/NobodyNeedsJurong Oct 15 '24

Asslighting was RIGHT there

5

u/Analytical-BrainiaC Oct 15 '24

Flatulence Obfuscation Defence

5

u/OutPlea Oct 15 '24

you just pretend you don’t smell anything. as the old proverb tells us, only those smelt it can be suspects in determining who dealt it.

4

u/One_Who_Walks_Silly Oct 15 '24

I shidn’t

2

u/appape Oct 15 '24

Username checks out

4

u/alottanamesweretaken Oct 15 '24

A lie. It was definitely me. 

3

u/ArachnidGuilty218 Oct 15 '24

Just go no contact for a few minutes. Then air out any differences.

3

u/Koda1527 Oct 15 '24

I have no idea. I prefer to make sure they know it was me. Lots of eye contact.

2

u/mmpvcentral Oct 15 '24

What do you call it when you blame the dog for your fart?
Passing the bark!

2

u/Easy_Dragonfly2067 Oct 15 '24

Les Flatulence

4

u/Yokelele Oct 15 '24

Les is… moiré?

2

u/StevieObieYT Oct 15 '24

When it’s silent but deadly, you’ve got a real case of mute-ilation

2

u/WINNER_nr_1 Oct 15 '24

What is it? You didn't tell the punchline...

2

u/Yokelele Oct 15 '24

You almost got me. Well played.

2

u/twisted7ogic Oct 15 '24

That sudden thunderclap? It was gaslightning.

2

u/Realistic-Try-8029 Oct 16 '24

It was just the wind CH4nging.

2

u/Nitsuji-kun Oct 16 '24

Fartable deniability

1

u/AaronTheElite007 Oct 15 '24

I just did…

1

u/Dodgerblueballs42 Oct 15 '24

Do you smell popcorn? I smell popcorn. Sniff! Sniff! Aaaahhhhhh!

1

u/Emons6 Oct 15 '24

I want a chicken sandwich.. out of the blue..

1

u/BendOverHusband Oct 16 '24

Dispooting the charge?

1

u/Miserable_Boat5052 Oct 16 '24

This probably has nothing to do with what you're talking about but i just thought of something funny. My uncle, when he would fart, would turn around and look behind him callung it "BARKING SPIDERS". I used to think that was the funniest thing in the world when i was a kid and i think it's still funny now. I'm easily amused, no doubt. 💋

1

u/BulletofanAngel Oct 16 '24

I just blame it on them haha

1

u/TraditionalPeanut252 Oct 17 '24

That was not a fart, my bum sneezed

1

u/Nudnick1977 Oct 15 '24

Gaslying woulda worked better