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u/everythingbeeps 2d ago
If you had a loved one who said that, you would take them to the hospital. Immediately.
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u/1984isAMidlifeCrisis 2d ago
And no one has taken him to the hospital . . .
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u/eat_dick_reddit 2d ago
Who could love that shit?
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u/ghostface1693 2d ago
For me, your gif just says "THIS CONTENT IS NOT AVAILABLE" which is probably the funniest reply to "who could love that shit?"
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u/curious_dead 2d ago
It does to me too now, it was MTG saying Gazpacho Police, but you're right this is even funnier.
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u/thatsnotyourtaco 2d ago
TIL that content not available GIF wasn’t just some meta joke I didn’t understand
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u/Dark_Rit 1d ago
Yeah I see it frequently and always thought is this a real gif people post or was it actually removed.
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u/Skellos 2d ago edited 2d ago
As I've said if he didn't spend his life openly and gleefully being a shit stain, or literally trying to pass legislation that is super harmful to people I love.
I'd feel sorry that no one likes him enough to have him committed to a nursing home due to his obvious physical and mental decline.
But he has and is.
So he can go fuck himself.
Also where the hell are the people pushing the Biden has dementia people because he talked a little slow and quietly...
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u/grumpifrog 2d ago
And the people who keep attacking Harris for speaking in word salads. The projection is strong with that crowd.
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u/3d1thF1nch 1d ago edited 1d ago
I listened to a clip of his today on NPR. It wasn’t just stumbling through sentences, his words were slurred so bad I could picture the dribble of spit dropping from his mouth. They can try whatever they want to prop him up…I don’t think the dude has another 5 years on this Earth.
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u/saltheartedbarmaid 1d ago
1000% I am a highly empathetic person and I have less than zero for this man. Maybe slightly more for his supporters. The abject misery he has caused have left people I love living in constant fear. Life has been hell since 2016. Fuck him into the sun, man.
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u/1ndiana_Pwns 2d ago
Every quote I've read in the past week or two has looked increasingly like he had a stroke during the statement. This one is the worst of them all
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u/Potatoskins937492 2d ago
This was my first thought. It sounds like someone having a medical emergency. If it isn't a medical emergency, that's deeply fucking troubling.
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u/IfYouRun 2d ago
Tbf someone tried to send him to one pretty violently recently lol.
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u/LastYeti125 2d ago
Dude has no clue about anything.
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u/Impossible_Penalty13 2d ago
His whole brand is being loud and confident while simultaneously not knowing shit about fuck.
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u/KittyMeow1969 2d ago
I miss Ruth
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u/__worldpeace 2d ago
She played this character so well.
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u/noeagle77 1d ago
If you want to stop me you’re gonna have to….
KILL MEEEEEE
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u/KittyMeow1969 1d ago
Her performance in that scene was absolutely next level. Positively goosebumps!
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u/Long-Blood 2d ago
Republicanism in a nutshell
A bunch of people who dont really know much about anything but claim to know more than the experts on everything
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u/Impossible_Penalty13 2d ago
They think of they just dumb it down enough, the world will be simple enough for them to understand and that’s just not the case.
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u/Brissy2 2d ago
Or if they just repeat lies loud enough it becomes the truth 🙄
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u/JayMac1915 2d ago
Isn’t there a saying about making up for losses with volume?
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u/zman_0000 2d ago
Probably not what you're looking for but, apparently lawyers have a saying.
If you have the facts you pound the facts.
If you have the law then you pound the law.
If you have neither facts nor the law then pound the table.
Feel like it gives a similar message.
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u/GrandBill 2d ago
No, they think if they dumb it down enough people will buy it, and that sadly is the case.
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u/NameLips 2d ago
They used to stick to the talking points. Usually the economy. "Child care is a big issue, but I'm confident with enough economic growth people will make the money they need to afford it. That's why I'm proposing the Economics of America Act..."
Or some shit like that, and they keep promoting their pet project every time anybody asks them literally any question.
It's not that hard. Republicans used to be really good at it. It is still evading the question, but in a way that pushes their agenda, and stays on the message they want to push.
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u/ResponsibleMilk7620 2d ago
Current GOP playbook:
If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit, and when that fails, just make shit up on the fly while accusing others of everything you’re guilty of.
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u/spacemanspiff1115 2d ago
Yep, this is the guy who claimed he knew more than the Generals...
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u/apollo11733 2d ago
The a guy is a clown never knew anything daddy paid his way through school. trumps is mentally challenged and the sad part is he doesn’t know it or he does but won’t accept it . He thinks he’s superior above everyone else when he’s a human form of feces the lowest form of shit I call him whale shit it just sinks to th bottom of the ocean in not capable of being able to learn anything about anything other than himself
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u/Redshoe9 2d ago
In 2014 and 2015 his brain was functioning a bit better so he could bullshit more effectively. In 2024 his brain decay is so obvious that he can’t gish gallop his way out of questions or debates.
Trump forms sentences like a refrigerator magnet poetry kit with half the tiles missing
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u/Gamer_ely 2d ago
Sounds like a kid giving a presentation on something they didn't spend any time reading up on.
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u/baaaahbpls 2d ago
How I feel when hearing Ben Shapiro. He hits something right once in a while, but is loud and confident and bulldozes debates.
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u/Brilliant_Cap_3726 2d ago edited 2d ago
It’s way worse when you watch the actual video
Trump is aging badly and spews complete nonsense when asked about a policy question. He has totally lost it at this point.
Edit: Register here (https://vote.gov/) to vote, do it today and don’t delay!
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u/afellowchucker 2d ago
Holy shit what the hell was that? I’m looking forward to the debate next week lol
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u/AthousandLittlePies 2d ago
One of the few things I took from it is that he still believes that the tariffs he wants to impose (and has already imposed in his first term) are paid by foreign nations as opposed to American companies who import goods. Even discounting the cognitive decline he is not a smart man.
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u/snow-vs-starbuck 2d ago
I don't know how the fucking moron managed to not end up in a cardboard box in a back alley with his complete lack of business sense.
How my store works: Cost of goods go up for whatever reason; that cost increase gets passed off to the customer as an increase in the price of the item. The only people who suffer are the American consumers who now have to pay higher prices for the same items.
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u/jeskersz 2d ago
When you/your family's rich enough, and enough safeguards are put in place (I mean, do you really think he's ever done his own investing, accounting, fucking anything?), it's literally impossible to not succeed.
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u/Anxious-Panic-8609 2d ago
So I speak trump fluently (I had a stroke last week). What he was saying is that he talked to Marco Rubio and Ivanka and we're going to stop fraud and bring money to america with the plan he talked about earlier I guess. Wait was the question about childcare and how he was going to help bring the cost down on that, and asked to cite a specific piece of legislation or policy? Well, we're going to stay with childcare because it's a thing that is needed and that will be taken care, obvy. He can't even be full of shit in an effective manner any more.
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u/DanceMaster117 2d ago
Thank you for the translation. It did not make it any clearer.
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u/MasterChildhood437 2d ago
"I don't want to talk about childcare. The costs associated with childcare are insignificant compared to the amount of money I plan on bringing in through tariffs and cracking down on fraud."
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u/maskedbanditoftruth 2d ago
The media will spin it for him don’t worry.
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u/Poolofcheddar 2d ago
Yesterday CNN ran a headline that was like “Kamala barely edges ahead of Trump in Michigan poll.” It was 49-43.
This dumbass strongman (/s) can’t cheat to win while in power successfully and needs all the fucking help he can get AND Harris still can maintain a sizable lead.
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u/Ok_Exchange342 2d ago
Ain't that one of the most frustrating parts about this whole saga our country is being drug through? The sell outs piss me off.
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u/Herself99900 2d ago
During the debate when he talks like that, I just want Kamala to look at him, squinting at him like, "What the hell are you talking about?" And when he's finished talking, shake her head with eyes wide and go, "Okaaaaay . . . "
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u/SamCarter_SGC 2d ago
There is no winning a debate with someone who can shit all over a stage with their mouth and be applauded for it afterwards.
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u/farfignewton 2d ago
It's like trying to win a game of chess against a pigeon in the park, but the pigeon knocks over the pieces, shits on the board, and then struts around like it has won.
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u/The-Defenestr8tor 2d ago
The pessimist bone in my body would like to remind you that the (corporate) media in this country is so slanted against progressivism that Kamala will still be fighting an uphill battle.
As to Donnie’s mental state, Kim Jong-un put it nicely. The man’s a “mentally-deranged dotard,” and he’s posting his L’s.
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u/mr_potatoface 2d ago
There was a point in his speeches long ago where sometimes it would help to watch him. Like the text would make very little sense, but if you watched him say it instead of reading what he said it would make more sense. But now this just doesn't make any sense.
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u/Dez-Smores 2d ago
I think here he was trying to get at using tariffs to pay for it? He was talking about foreign somethings paying something they weren't used to but would get used to? Maybe?
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u/Atgardian 2d ago
Yeah, the MOST charitable interpretation I could parse from his word salad non-answer was he thinks he will bring in trillions of dollars in revenue from tariffs, which will eliminate the deficit and just leave so much money left over that he can magnanimously wave his hand and give everyone free child care.
Honestly, if anyone believe this to be even 1% true or possible, they have no business voting.
And the person who asked the question tried so hard to ask him to name a specific program or legislation. Oh well. Reporters: 0 - Trump 497,472,829
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u/HellishChildren 2d ago
He really believes tariffs are paid for entirely by the country on which tariffs are placed. So he's going to tariff any of them that offend him for free money.
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u/ChodeCookies 2d ago
Wow. What the fuck is he saying..
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u/Brilliant_Cap_3726 2d ago
Only the smartest people can understand it. People that have an uncle at MIT.
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u/danzor9755 2d ago
He’s saying he wants to force the rest of the world to give us more money to fix problems he’s only made worse. Yeah, throw other people’s money at it and devalue our global standing, dead simple solution to helping the poors.
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u/DanceMaster117 2d ago
Ok, playing devils advocate for a second here. Let's assume that he does, in fact, impose tariffs, and that countries do, in fact, continue to do business with the US, and that the costs are not, in fact, passed along to the consumers, and that this does, in fact, bring in trillions of dollars in surplus.
Even if we believe all of that to be true, the GOP will still stand in the way of any kind of help for families that are struggling financially, because "socialism". So those trillions of dollars in surplus will go toward... tax breaks for the disgustingly rich, I guess? Anything else would be "socialism" and "encouraging laziness".
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u/stumblios 2d ago
Yup, exact same as his plan for Mexico to pay for the wall.
Say it a million times and then look the other way when it doesn't work out.
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u/Wil420b 2d ago edited 2d ago
He's seems to be stating that he's going to put an import tax on all products and services entering the US. Which will make so much money. That he could easily afford to pay for everybody's childcare.
Which is total bollocks. First of all Americans would be the ones paying the import taxes and other countries would inevitably retaliate and put the same amount in $ terms on imports from the US. Harming US exports. With the EU usually targeting those taxes for maximum impact e.g. a few years ago the US put say $65 million of taxes on EU imports. Wisconsin was a major swing state, which could go to George W. so $65 million of import taxes was put on Harley-Davidson motorcycles which are made in Wisconsin. Roughly doubling the EU price of a Harley. Killing their market.
But really the speech is a rambling disjointed mix up of ideas. With him being unable to stay on topic.
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u/H1jinx1 2d ago
I’d like to know what all the people were clapping for at the end of that nonsense.
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u/CMDR_MaurySnails 2d ago
Yeah. This is a room full of rich people that cheat on their taxes and every other fucking thing. They are clapping because they want that absolute fucking idiot as the chief executive so they can get away with more cheating. Simple as that. They are clapping for themselves.
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u/RSA-reddit 2d ago
Way worse. I'm surprised he didn't say, "No one knows more about childcare than I do," or "No one realized how hard childcare is, but I've thought about it and I have the solution." I guess these lines have fallen out of his repertory.
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u/lucybluth 2d ago
Jesus the tweet makes him sound coherent compared to what he actually said in that video. And the audience applauded that rambling nonsense?? Fuck I’m so exhausted.
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u/SassySavcy 2d ago
I thought you were exaggerating.
You weren’t. Not one single part of that made any sense whatsoever.
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u/dogjon 2d ago
"Mr. Trump, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
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u/RF-blamo 2d ago
The mindless lemmings in the audience just begin clapping when he says “make America great again”. What the hell. That was a mindless ramble of incoherent bullshit, followed by a stupid fascist catchphrase… and people cheer for it?
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u/boylong15 2d ago
Never have a clue. Infrastructure bill promise always 2 weeks away. Healthcare promise always next week. Dude biggest accomplishment is tax cut for the billionaires and 3 scotus. And a bunch of executives to kick down at low income people
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u/Wil420b 2d ago
A lot of Republican states actually turned down "free" Federal money to fund crèches. As it would allow women to get out of the house. No /s.
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u/test_press 2d ago
word salad with a little bullshit dressing. fucking idiot.
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u/Nachocheese50 2d ago
A lobotomized frog glued to a broken Speak And Spell could form a more coherent statement.
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u/RandyWatson8 2d ago
It is absolutely Billy Madison answering “reflections of society in literature”
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u/kingdazy 2d ago
jazus that gave me an aneurysm to try and follow that word salad.
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u/packageofcrips 2d ago
What the fuck was that applause for exactly? I'd like to think that they were just happy that absolute word vomit ended
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u/TaytoChip 2d ago
Trump: incoherent rambling incoherent rambling incoherent rambling "Make America Great Again©"
Crowd: goes fucking wild
These people, I swear.....
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u/generally_unsuitable 2d ago
Meanwhile, Fox is bringing on a linguistics expert to explain how Kamala's misuse of an intransitive preposition after a split infinitive makes her unfit to lead.
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u/Morticia_Marie 1d ago
How are they going to explain that to people who think linguistics is Italian food and a split infinitive is when a luxury car gets T-boned?
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u/BlueFox5 2d ago
It’s your standard call and respond. It’s why he’s so popular with the Christians. Much like a Sunday Service, they aren’t actually listening to what is being said. They are just waiting for the cues to show they are listening. As long as the buzzwords are said, their brains will fill in the rest and now the speaker is “saying what they’re thinking.”
Literally morons leading the idiots. Delusions feeding delusions.
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u/the_ju66ernaut 2d ago
Holy shit.... And then people start clapping at the end...
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u/kingdazy 2d ago
"garble babble spittle barf... and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"
APPLAUSE "what a great answer!"
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u/LudovicoSpecs 2d ago
So he "commits" to taxing other countries to the tune of trillion$, just like he committed to having Mexico pay to build a wall and releasing his tax returns.
No actual policy other than, "We're going to have YUGE income from other countries cause I say so and it will be more than enough to pay for everything anybody wants."
Good luck with that 45.
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u/this-internet-sucks 2d ago
If he increases taxes on imports. The price of imported goods will go up. Who gets hurt in this scenario? The consumer. You and me.
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u/Eastern_Equal_8191 2d ago
I can't believe nobody ever had the common sense before to increase our tax base by simply taxing other countries! When you're a superpower, they let you do it.
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u/writergeek 2d ago
His plan is cutting wasteful spending and fraud, taxing imports...that's what I got. And even if possible, he would never apply those supposed "trillions of dollars" to making child care affordable.
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u/imprezzive02 2d ago
My fav part is when he said he would erase the deficit 🤣🤣🤣🤣 This man ADDED 7.8 trillion in four years.
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u/Paw5624 2d ago
And a lot of that was before Covid. People use Covid as an excuse but he was at a record pace before that
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u/LudovicoSpecs 2d ago
Or he could undo his tax cuts for the rich and claw back that money to pay for child care.
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u/johnnycyberpunk 2d ago
All he had to do was say "I'd work with Congress to get the Child Care for Working Families Act passed, and find ways to expand the Child Care Development Block Grant. That way we can reduce the cost of child care for working families and encourage more people to work in the field of child care for things like pre-K."
It's just politics Donald. Doesn't mean you have to actually do the things you say.
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u/canadiangirl_eh 2d ago
What the actual FUCK were people applauding???? How many complete morons even understood that garbage coming out his pie hole???
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u/notgonnadoit983 2d ago
It’s actually worse listening to, than just the quote provided, insane
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u/_miraaswann 2d ago
This gave me a headache to listen to. Like wtf is he going on about? 🫠🫠🫠
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u/threefeetofun 2d ago
How the fuck is this a race? How are like 25% unable to decide? How do they make actual decisions in their own lives if this is hard for them?
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u/red286 2d ago
Only 10% are undecided.
More concerning are the 43% who have seen everything Trump has done over the past 10 years, heard every vomit of nonsense out of his mouth during this campaign, and are still dead-set on voting for him.
Even more concerning is that the swing states are a statistical tie and could go either way, so this is really a 50/50 election, despite all logic screaming that Trump shouldn't even be eligible to run.
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u/fat_fart_sack 2d ago
I can’t vote for Kamala though. She plans on heavily taxing those making $100+ million; a figure I’ll never be able to obtain. So I have to protect that wealthy class with all my might because they too will one day trickle that $100+ million down to me!
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u/TinyFugue 2d ago edited 2d ago
More concerning are the 43% who have seen everything Trump has done over the past 10 years, heard every vomit of nonsense out of his mouth during this campaign, and are still dead-set on voting for him.
If Trump was onstage and John Cena theatrically snuck up from offstage and decked him with a folding-chair, and while standing over Trump's drooling, unconscious body; shouted that True Americans must acknowledge that he was now the legal and legit GOP presidential candidate... Well I think the rank and file registered republicans would immediately petition to have the ticket changed.
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u/red286 2d ago
Nah, instead you'd get "I think WWE RAW has finally jumped the shark. Took 30 years, but here we are."
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u/HerringLaw 2d ago
Propaganda works. And Trump supporters have been on a steady diet of Fox News or worse every waking moment of their day for at least a few years.
The madness will continue until the fire hose of propaganda is shut off.
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u/farfignewton 2d ago
This is the correct answer.
I don't know how to shut off the fire hose of propaganda, though. And can it be done without screams of "censorship!"?17
u/HerringLaw 2d ago
That makes two of us. Necessarily any solution to the problem is going to cause millions of people to scream bloody murder. Even accepting that, inventing and implementing a clean and effective solution to this would be a historic feat.
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u/PensiveObservor 2d ago
I’ve said this on other posts, but the truth is that most Trump voters never hear any of his rambling, his vitriol, his self-contradiction.
They hear “news people” tell them Dems are radical baby killers who will take their guns and invite violent brown people to take their jobs.
At a hotel breakfast last weekend with a huge TV, a Fox host was trying to explain that the Israeli hostage release occurred because … Putin put pressure on Hamas? Somehow? She didn’t seem to understand either, but the message was Putin is a good guy. And Biden had nothing to do with it.
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u/J3DI_M1ND_TR1CKS 2d ago
At least Vance offered something. Not a policy. Just said have your family help out. Which isn’t a real world option for most. But it was a complete sentence. So there’s that.
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u/DoJu318 2d ago
That's because as terrible as Vance is he still has a "normal" working brain, those of us with a working brain have a need to make sense when we talk.
Trump isn't "handicapped" by that he could cover 5 different topics in one sentence and no one bats an eye because that's how he talks, he ground down the press so much that they just accept whatever "answer" he gives them even though word salads aren't answers.
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u/murppie 2d ago
That's because journalists have lost the ability to be journalists and instead are just trying to capture the "right" sound clip and write the best click bait headline.
If journalism wasn't driven by money and engagement farming the same as influencers are, we would be a lot more informed. However, corporations have done a great job of convincing more people to be worried about the latest tiktok trend or score of a football game than to be worried about policies from people who are literally trying to make our everyday lives worse.
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u/ebdawson1965 2d ago
I can confirm, after three decades in TV news, (behind the scenes) I can count the actual journalists I've worked with on two hands and two feet. However, in the spokesmodel category I've worked with hundreds.
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u/forcryingoutmeow 2d ago
Vance is weirdo garbage, but at least he still understood and answered the question.
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u/werebothsquidward 2d ago
Yeah he answered it by saying “we won’t do shit for you. Hope your parents can help.”
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u/harleyqueenzel 2d ago
He felt confident in saying that because his wife's mother raised their kids.
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u/1984isAMidlifeCrisis 2d ago
He's weaving, guys! He's totally doing it! It's not at all just unhinged ramblings, it's a big beautiful thing, like the big beautiful buildings and golf courses and universities and steaks.
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u/NocentBystander 2d ago
If I ever got to ask him a question it would be "can you name ONE English professor/scholar?"
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u/thebigjimmyd 2d ago
"No, I think that's very personal. I'm sure they wouldn't want me mentioning names. You know the fake news would be all over them asking some bad bad things about me because nobody I think ever has been treated as unfairly as me."
I could go on guessing what he'd say but it's exhausting.
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u/LeastCoordinatedJedi 2d ago
That's very 2018 though. Too many complete sentences for 2024. Nowadays it'd be more like "No, I think, that's a very personal... you know, they don't like it, they don't like it if you mention names these days. You can say a name, and they... the fake news comes up with all these mean things, very mean to say about me. They're very mean to me, because they can't... I think it's important, very important that we have teachers. Very important."
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u/No-Visit2222 2d ago
When is the media going to report on this? He's clearly not able to form a full thought anymore.
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u/PFunk224 2d ago
They want Trump to win, because controversy and chaos gets people watching the news and reading news articles.
It is no longer the purpose of the media to maintain an informed public, but rather to profit. It's all about money.
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u/jamieliddellthepoet 2d ago
They want Trump to win, because
controversy and chaos gets people watching the news and reading news articles.“they” are multibillion-dollar companies owned by billionaires, and said owners believe they stand to benefit more from a Trump presidency than from a Harris one. And to hell with everyone else.FTFY
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u/KronkLaSworda 2d ago
No successful New York Businessman would enter any contract with this ConMan. Not sure why they want him at their club, other than he'll cut taxes to the top 1%.
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u/changeforgood30 2d ago
Because that. Trump could be a brain-dead vegetable and Republicans would still vote for him if it means tax cuts for the top 1%.
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u/mahlerlieber 2d ago
He will also fuck Ukraine and give Netanyahu carte blanche to destroy Gaza. Putin and shitty dictators love this guy.
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u/rbrlks 2d ago
So, what was the follow-up question of the reporter? Because that was not very specific.
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u/lonelycrow16 2d ago edited 2d ago
He kept going for a while and eventually decided he's just gonna bring in trillions of dollars by taxing other countries. Seriously, that's what he came up with.
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u/mewdeeman 2d ago
So basically “We’re gonna build the child care and China is going to pay for it”
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u/Aardcapybara 2d ago
As far as I understood, China will pay for the child care, and Trump and his billionaire buddies will pocket the cash and wait for it to trickle down. I guess.
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u/HyruleSmash855 2d ago
I think he’s talking about tariffs with that maybe since that’s one of his policies but I’m not really sure how that taxes other countries exactly, other than making Americans pay more for foreign products. And then he says childcare isn’t expensive compared to that doesn’t make any sense.
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u/Far-Ad1823 2d ago
Whut? Holy crap... And he is polling well with... Well.... Anyone?
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u/KronkLaSworda 2d ago
According to my local news' FB page, yes. He's polling extremely well. I don't have cable, so I follow them for weather updates as I live in a Hurricane zone. The Red Pill is super strong with these MAGA hats.
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u/roof_baby 2d ago
Jesus Christ. People seriously hear this shit and say “yup, that’s my guy”?
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u/Sweet-cheezus 2d ago
Biden was never this bad. And I've had knee-slapping, eye-watering belly-laughs at his worst challenges with language. Trumps "speech" is what you'd expect from Sara Palin If she smoked heroin mixed with heavy plastics every afternoon.
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u/yankeesyes 2d ago
Biden knew the subjects cold but would struggle to get the words out. Trump is like the 10 year old being asked by the teacher to describe a book he didn't read.
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u/HelpfulSeaMammal 2d ago
Biden also had a speech impediment he had to overcome, but at least you could parse what he said. I have no idea what Trump is saying here because he has no answer for anything and is clearly making shit up on the spot, just like the 10 year old in your example.
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u/thebigjimmyd 2d ago
Trump is the epitome of lying on your resume to get a job you never thought anyone would possibly hire you for. Then getting it.
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u/topaccountname 2d ago
Drives me fucking insane. Biden is sharp as fuck still. Compared to trump hes spry as fuck.
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u/memomem 2d ago
forced birther says forced birther things. they want to take away contraception, abortion rights, abortion drugs, and the ability to get an abortion even after rape or incest.
but after birth, they don't care.
if you see their stances on childcare, healthcare, or school lunch, or protecting kids from getting shot in the head at school --- it's obvious, they're not about life. they only want to see women give birth, repeatedly, that's it, and pay the hospital out of pocket for those births.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/aug/14/mississippi-abortion-ban-girl-raped-gives-birth
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u/Fitz911 2d ago
Everything you say is right.
But please. What he said is not a sentence. Not at all. There is no information in this gibberish. It's completely incoherent bullshit.
Please stop reacting to stuff that isn't there. The question might have been about childcare.
His answer is not. It's not an answer at all. Let's call that out.
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u/memomem 2d ago
sometimes a non answer is as good an actual answer.
he's nonsensical mumblings speak loudly on where he stands with respect to childcare and helping american families with their childcare needs.
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u/DrCeeDub 2d ago
So Trump’s answer is that of the bumbling village idiot and Vance’s answer is gran and gramps. Got it. Child care is now solved.
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u/BadMeatSweats 2d ago
Me when I'm asked a question on a Teams call but haven't been listening for the last 10 minutes.
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u/JessicaFreakingP 2d ago
See, the fact that he says shit like this and then MAGA nuts turn around and claim that Kamala “can’t put a coherent sentence together” is just mind-boggling. They’ve probably never even heard her speak, but because Tucker Carlson or some other right-winger with a platform says she’s incoherent they just believe it, and don’t even realize the fact that they believe it so easily is due to implicit bias and their own fucking racism.
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u/Impossible_Penalty13 2d ago
Remember when Democrats had the guts to put Biden out to pasture when he wasn’t even half this incoherent?
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u/gfh110 2d ago edited 1d ago
This is not a functional use of language.
<brainless applause>