r/PublicFreakout Oct 06 '24

🥊Fight Indiana Jones stands by & waits for the perfect moment to take action, as his family members needlessly argue over trivial matters, during what was meant to be a lovely day-trip to Oxford Street

632 Upvotes

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u/Cautious-Talk3105 Oct 06 '24

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the last brain cell

36

u/OH_FUDGICLES Oct 06 '24

More like Raiders of the Trailer Park.

36

u/Risley Oct 06 '24

Gotta love “why is everyone filming!!”

Because most of us know how god damn trashy it is to fight in the middle of a busy street in broad daylight, rolling around in the nasty concrete with the britches showing for all the world to see.  

23

u/Adept_Information845 Oct 06 '24

Sir, those are knickers.

6

u/Trevor_GoodchiId 29d ago

Indiana Jones and the Whales of Atlantis.

7

u/dz1n3 Oct 06 '24

Directed by GUY RITCHIE - Staring - Jason Statham as Turkish Vinnie Jones as Blue Tooth Tony Alan Ford as The BOSS

152

u/broohaha Oct 06 '24

I feel bad for him. He looks pretty embarrassed by the whole spectacle.

51

u/IkeClantonsBeard Oct 06 '24

Hopefully he disappeared to a pub.

36

u/RipsLittleCoors Oct 06 '24

Once he lost his hat he was like - you know what fuck this. Call me when it's over. 

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u/Ezziboo 🧿🤘PublicFreakout Legend 🤘🧿 Oct 06 '24

“Why is everyone filming this dumpster-fire spectacle?!😡”

20

u/Opinions_Questions Oct 06 '24 edited Oct 06 '24

Because obviously no one was in imminent danger (thanks Mickey)

10

u/MickeyMgl Oct 06 '24

Or the imminent kind, either.

3

u/Opinions_Questions Oct 06 '24

Thank you for imminent (English not my language)

7

u/joshcboy1 Oct 06 '24

I dunno, it's not like it's a film show. Wtf even is a film show ? 😂😂

12

u/callumnen Oct 06 '24

It's FAAACcKin LAAAandAaaann

2

u/Ok-Entertainment1123 Oct 06 '24

I bet the pickpockets were enjoying it too

58

u/GabrielaNicolescu Oct 06 '24

Indiana Jones and Raiders of the Lost Black Thong .

12

u/EarSad4300 Oct 06 '24

Did not lead to the holy grail....

3

u/GabrielaNicolescu 29d ago

Good one lol

47

u/BeeQueenbee60 Oct 06 '24

Once he lost his hat and then he accidentally crushed it, he lost interest in breaking up the fight.

16

u/Kabc Oct 06 '24

Honestly though.. what can you really do sometimes? He has to go find a hatter asap to save that master piece… I’d probably turn my phone off and have a beer somewhere by myself

4

u/EdinMiami 29d ago

He lost the fight years ago if this is how they act in public. The hat and coat are just consolation prizes.

11

u/trawlse Oct 06 '24

It’s like he gets tagged out of the fight by a guy with a different kind of hat

90

u/ShockAndAwe415 Oct 06 '24

I'd pay to watch their family dinners...

26

u/HeyBuddyItsMeDad Oct 06 '24

7

u/ShockAndAwe415 Oct 06 '24

Less food throwing, more hair pulling and punching!!!

42

u/PJKT42 Oct 06 '24

‘It’s not a fucking film show is it, you’re in London’

Pretty sure London is the biggest film show of them all

29

u/KindRoc Oct 06 '24

Good grief. They are far too old to be acting this way.

14

u/Kaapstad2018 Oct 06 '24

Alcohol

6

u/KindRoc Oct 06 '24

Yep day drinkers are the worst.

2

u/EnergyTakerLad 29d ago

100%. It's odd (to me) that the older I get, the less patience I have for drinkers/alcohol. Nothing was worth acting like this.

23

u/MikeSizemore Oct 06 '24

What’s annoying is that most people will leave quickly once he passes the hat around at the end of the show.

1

u/JustQueefed 28d ago

Sad but true

42

u/UtahUtopia Oct 06 '24

That’s not his first crusade.

39

u/mostlygroovy Oct 06 '24

I was on my phone in bed and this post made me get up and go get my AirPods so not to wake up my wife.

Worth it.

Indiana Jones and the Dial or Density

3

u/PatrickBritish 29d ago

😂The hallmark of a great video.

34

u/Warthog4Lunch Oct 06 '24

Indiana Jones & The Trailer of Trash

13

u/Scared_Cricket3265 Oct 06 '24

Should have sprayed them with water.

6

u/clear2see Oct 06 '24

Not sure the crowd would have appreciated seeing Indiana Jones urinating in front of them.

12

u/AnastasiaNo70 Oct 06 '24

My husband’s entire family is women (his dad died 14 years ago). Mother, sister, aunts, all cousins are girls. And he lives with me and our adult daughter. All the women in his family and his house get into snippy arguments with each other (nothing physical, though), and the look on the guy’s face early in the video looked just like my husband when we’re arguing.

I think I’ll go hug him and bake him something good.

24

u/Obi-Vag_Kenobi Oct 06 '24

He thought the day would’ve went differently earlier when he put on that hat.

8

u/TronOld_Dumps Oct 06 '24

Bringing a gun to a cat fight.

6

u/ConstantCraving21 Oct 06 '24

Why are all those people crowded around this one family??

3

u/YuneePug24 29d ago

Bc the family is being trashy

13

u/Aggressive_Ad8449 Oct 06 '24

Wot u filming for it's lundun

6

u/AffectionateRatio888 Oct 06 '24

What a fucking embarrassment

4

u/Swoonz Oct 06 '24

I don’t think anyone noticed

6

u/RightsForRobots Oct 06 '24

Not everyone should go for the bottomless brunch.

6

u/Acceptable-Emu6529 Oct 06 '24

I see England! I see France!

5

u/InevitabilityEngine Oct 06 '24

The fact that he got up and saved his hat is next level cosplay dedication. Bravo!

5

u/jsusbidud Oct 06 '24

I think they were filming Indiana Jones: raiders of the last bar. Or pile of Destinys The last crude rage? Temper of doom? Cracking Crystal's skull?

3

u/jumjimbo Oct 06 '24

Looks more like Crocodile Dundee

2

u/fernatic19 Oct 06 '24

Definitely crocodile Dundee. That's no Indiana Jones

1

u/sschueller 28d ago

This generation doesn't know who crocodile Dundee is. :(

4

u/Illustrious-Bee4402 Oct 06 '24

This is how things end up when I do an Escape Room with my wife And kids….

3

u/synerjay16 Oct 06 '24

This is what happens when nobody takes the trash out. Absolute pandemonium.

3

u/rabbithole-xyz Oct 06 '24

Another good reason to wear big knickers.

3

u/Risley Oct 06 '24

Those were already pretty big

3

u/beardedstar 29d ago

I think you're supposed to stick your finger in their butt to break them up.

5

u/FreeTheFrisson Oct 06 '24

I couldn't even tell if that was English until the "Let go" at the end

2

u/MickeyMgl Oct 06 '24

What was that action? Escape?

2

u/Hawk1141 Oct 06 '24

Too funny 🤣

2

u/otter111a Oct 06 '24

Needed to stand up and say

No ticket!

2

u/DJNoRequest Oct 06 '24

Where was Indiana bald spot’s whip?

2

u/Legitimate_Cloud2215 Oct 06 '24

We're blaming Dad,?

2

u/HeyBuddyItsMeDad Oct 06 '24

Hey Buddy It’s Me Dad

2

u/Legitimate_Cloud2215 Oct 06 '24

Hey, dad. I'm sorry your adult lady children don't know how to behave. I don't blame you. You did your best. Also. I thought we agreed you'd wear your Han Solo costume today.

2

u/Daprofit456 Oct 06 '24

Just like Indiana…. Save his hat

2

u/outdatedelementz Oct 06 '24

If that was my family I would have left. They can all find their own way home.

2

u/Mediaevalchimp Oct 06 '24

I was expecting Indiana to go around with his hat out asking for money after the show.

6

u/HehroMaraFara Oct 06 '24

Indy was covering his gleaming bald shame

3

u/Zazmuth Oct 06 '24

RAIDERS OF THE LOST PIMPS

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1

u/rabbi420 Oct 06 '24

I have to admit to feeling a little guilty about laughing at that.

1

u/callumnen Oct 06 '24

Sodom and Gahmorrah!

1

u/Accomplished-Dot-891 Oct 06 '24

Scum of the earth

1

u/Ok-Entertainment1123 Oct 06 '24

Sure he's not their pimp?

1

u/Aurelius1462 Oct 06 '24

He do be serving cunt tho

1

u/TheShadowCat Oct 06 '24

The life of a pimp isn't an easy life.

1

u/Top_Instance_5196 Oct 06 '24

That's Mick Dundee.

1

u/Shirowoh Oct 06 '24

This is the point where I just walk away to the closest bar and have drink. Let them hash it out. I didn’t wear my indi outfit for this bullshit….

2

u/AnastasiaNo70 Oct 06 '24

Exactly what my husband would do if me and our adult daughter started getting into it (we don’t get physical), he’d walk away, find a pub, and text me the location. Then happily have a pint.

1

u/horsenbuggy Oct 06 '24

Why are people filming? Because then maybe these adult babies will see how ridiculous they are and amend their ways.

1

u/Mr_Torque Oct 06 '24

Quick someone grab a hose!

1

u/Ok_Bet2898 Oct 06 '24

Those all you can drink brunches are making people get out of control during the day 🤣

1

u/TrillyTuesdayHeheXX Oct 06 '24

Only fight I've seen that started, middle and conclusion on the floor

1

u/otismalotis Oct 06 '24

A bucket of cold water will help cool them down.

1

u/bruser_ Oct 06 '24

See I really feel like knowing how to properly slap on an RNC could stop these hair pulling tie ups lol

1

u/hambonegw Oct 06 '24

Only one life to live and this is the one they got. I only feel sadness for all of them.

1

u/OutOfSupplies 29d ago

He really needed that whip.

1

u/Best_Examination_529 29d ago

Out of town chavs

1

u/Ravenonthewall 29d ago

Looks like a close and loving family.🤭😵‍💫

1

u/[deleted] 29d ago

I liked when the cheeks showed up. 👀

1

u/VenomFox93 29d ago

Jim Lahey is that you? What are you doing out of the perrrk?!

1

u/dragonbait-and-the-P 29d ago

Where is he’s whip?

1

u/mikeybhoy_1985 29d ago

Reprobates.

1

u/pvt_majorboner 29d ago

At least there's a smash burger

1

u/JanSmiddy 29d ago

Not Indiana Jones.

Crocodile Dundee

1

u/Snoo-72756 28d ago

The crowd just staring and filming 😂😂😂

1

u/AdTerrible4422 28d ago

He was debating whether or not to leave since the beginning, they just made it an easy choice. Smart man.

1

u/Tinkertoylady22 17d ago

The titling alone got an ups.

1

u/imasysadmin Oct 06 '24

He got that threesome he always wanted.

1

u/AnastasiaNo70 Oct 06 '24

These are most likely his daughters, dude.

1

u/velvetcharlotte Oct 06 '24

Is that Polly from MAFS?

1

u/cglotr Oct 06 '24

Ain't nobody having a "lovely" day trip to Oxford Street.

1

u/themacmeister1967 29d ago

I think it is fake, not a single knife in sight?!

0

u/IEatHare Oct 06 '24

They need to calm down and go get some of those potatoes with beans on em I’ve been seeing.