r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/ThisGonnaHurt • Aug 23 '24
Country Club Thread Amazing genetics
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u/Genius-Imbecile Aug 23 '24
I think the Otter is gonna be busy in this post.
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u/Strictly4MyShitposts Aug 23 '24
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u/fothergillfuckup Aug 23 '24
That thing he does with his hands is weird. It's like he's learning to fold sheets.
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u/RandAlThorOdinson Aug 23 '24
Little do you know my kink is letting people down so this got me there
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u/SpectacularOtter ☑️ Aug 23 '24
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u/Nani_700 Aug 23 '24
Every time I see you I'm between ACAB and you doing the Lord's work.
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u/soldatodianima Aug 23 '24
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u/capital_bj Aug 23 '24
man I haven't seen this guy in years, thanks for the memory, loved his holla holla holla
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u/ClaymoresRevenge Aug 23 '24
Oh that's a whole meal
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u/SpectacularOtter ☑️ Aug 23 '24
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u/ClaymoresRevenge Aug 23 '24
And I would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for That Meddling Otter
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u/Mufasa4223 Aug 23 '24
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u/GeorgiaRPCV Aug 23 '24
"you know what they say, the older the berry, the sweeter the juice."
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u/Prep_ Aug 23 '24
"It's the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice."
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u/DeeBarbs23 Aug 23 '24
That whole family is gorgeous
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u/Frenchitwist Aug 23 '24
Honestly though. I remember hearing Kamala was 60 and reacting like DAYUMM!
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u/MutantMartian Aug 23 '24
She will turn 60 in October.
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u/Fart_in_the_Wind97 Aug 23 '24
It cracks me up either further when you find out Tim Walz is only 6 months older than her.
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u/PoshinoPoshi Aug 23 '24
Naw, ain’t no way she is 60. My ass thought she was 40 at most. 🫨
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u/apresmoiputas ☑️ BHM Donor Aug 23 '24
We also got Michelle Obama looking 40 for the 20th year in a row.
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u/fellowbabygoat Aug 23 '24
Kamala is practically 60, damn.
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u/darkfires Aug 23 '24
6 months younger than Walz, what
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u/MaximilianOSRS Aug 23 '24
What being a public school teacher does to you. It’s like over a decade in the presidency😮💨
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u/H3racIes Aug 23 '24
Just started my first year. I'm waiting to see my first grey hair lol
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u/MissMat Aug 23 '24
I am not surprised that she is 60. But I am surprised that Harris and Walz are so close in age. Walz looks so much older, like at least 10 years.
If I look at the two I wouldn’t think that they are both born the same year, 1964
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u/Complete-Morning-429 ☑️ Aug 23 '24
Respectfully
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u/BlackDante Aug 23 '24
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u/eyloi Aug 23 '24
This gorgeous woman is old enough to be my mother and she looks younger than me.
I need to drink more water and stop buying dollar general lotion.
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u/XLauncher ☑️ Aug 23 '24
Daily use of some good SPF suncreen is the real playmaker, after genetics.
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u/mandymiggz Aug 23 '24
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u/boozeystjohn ☑️ Aug 23 '24 edited Aug 23 '24
“AH’VE HAD IT MAH-KLE!”
That woman looks like she’s in 70s. She lost all that weight to end up looking like a melted wax figure. Hell even his mother and Aunt looked younger than Angela.
Her whole upper body is built like a linebacker and the bottom half is like a frog standing up.
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u/No-Acanthisitta-2517 Aug 23 '24
GatDAYUM 😩😩😩😩
How you doin first sista, you like sci-fi and sushi?? 😏😏
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u/SugarSmoothie Aug 23 '24
Black don't crack!☺️
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u/FuntimeBen Aug 23 '24
I wonder when her sister decided to be black? /s
Seriously that is a good looking woman at 37 let alone 57.
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u/WaluigiIsTheRealHero Aug 23 '24
If you decide to be black later in life do you automatically look younger?
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u/STL_TRPN Aug 23 '24
Rachel Dolezal has entered the chat
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u/RJ_The_Avatar Aug 23 '24
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u/Azguy303 Aug 23 '24
She took a teaching job at a high school around the corner from my house But was fired because she hadn't known any fans. This is back in February. She also changed her name.
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u/SlappySecondz Aug 23 '24
I assume you meant to say "because she had an onlyfans"?
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Aug 23 '24
What about the Australian breakdance girl who teaches culture of dance or whatever
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u/Ninjaflippin Aug 23 '24
The world now knows what a 30yo white Australian woman breakdances like...
Go easy on her, that shit was art.
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u/dookieshoes97 Aug 23 '24
Interview with the Vampire rules. You remain the same as when you turned.
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u/capital_bj Aug 23 '24
Unreal, they have some great genes.
I was listening to Kamala live on my way to the airport to pick up my parents. It was the first time in my life I have ever gotten chills from a politicians speech. She said everything I was looking for, point by point, with clarity, strength, and conviction. I hope Donald shit his pants, and smashed his phone. I am a 48 year old white male, kick them in their teeth Kamala all gas no brakes. NPR can fuck right off with that commentary after her speech. Just had to get in the "she wasn't heavy on policy" didn't ya. she spoke about policies , on all the biggest issues in this campaign. Quit sucking the orange traitors toad stool, he's a convicted felon and a loser.
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u/AlphaIronSon ☑️ Aug 23 '24
“Not heavy on policy” is a wild line for me when everyone spent the last week plus on “AmErIcA dOeSnT kNoW her”. Want the immediate pivot when we know we got debates coming. SMDH.
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u/capital_bj Aug 23 '24
I've been listening to their biased bullshit for the past few weeks it's gotten outrageous. that was their tagline that they've been using recently and I honestly wasn't surprised they dropped it after one of best speeches ever in US politics.
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u/eusebius13 ☑️ Aug 23 '24
She will be criticized every step of the way for silliness like — “why won’t she do an interview?”
Simultaneously we ignore the paste eater that said wet magnets don’t work or we should study disinfectant injections. I can’t imagine anyone I know saying something half that stupid without being reminded about it daily. And we just act like the motherfucker isn’t unqualified for Special Ed.
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u/godhonoringperms Aug 23 '24
I keep hearing this same thought from people opposed to her. “I have yet to hear anything about her policy.” I don’t think you have actually listened to any of her speeches, besides maybe a sound bite, because she does talk about her position on many topics and very briefly how she would tackle said topic. Of course, most things in life are not black and white. Successful long term policy changes are not changes that can be explained in just a sentence. In her speeches in front of thousands of people, she mentions these things very briefly. However, I find in more one-on-one settings, she can go into detail about all the steps that are needed to enact these changes she speaks of.
Speeches, as with most things released to the general public, need to be digestible to the masses. In my line of work and other professions, this is considered a 6th grade reading/understanding level. When it comes to the one-on-one setting, this is where the more technical explanation can be explored. This is where the people interested in understanding a candidates’ policy should go.
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u/fzyflwrchld Aug 23 '24
And Asian don't raisin. So if you combine those 2 things you get an immortal.
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u/bullhorn_bigass Aug 23 '24
My cousin’s wife is Blasian and I swear she could be anywhere from 30 - 60 yrs old
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u/t00thgr1nd3r Aug 23 '24
One of my best friends is Bengali and Black. If I didn't know for a fact that she was 37, I'd assume she was around 14 just by looking at her.
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My colleague is Bengali, I've worked with her for two years and have always assumed she was 20's. She was talking about taking a day off for her daughter's birthday and I was assuming daughter was a toddler till she said it was her 21st birthday!
Yep, my colleague was 42 😳
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u/sandman795 Aug 23 '24
There is not enough trees in the forests of the world for this amount of WOULD!
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u/RegularHeron2353 Aug 23 '24
👀👀 does she like women? Asking for myself
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u/SpectacularOtter ☑️ Aug 23 '24
She did an interview where she talked about it.
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u/fade-touched Aug 23 '24
ain't no fucking way I finally fell for this
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OTTER. SIR. I thought you only did this deception for shit like OF or IG links! I just wanted to know if she and I were on the same team 😭
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u/pm_me_tits_and_tats ☑️ "ONE PIECE WILL NEVER END 😭😭" Aug 23 '24
Because of your history, I know how this ends, but I’m mad you went through enough trouble to make this look legit
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u/Grouchy_Wind_5396 Aug 23 '24
You know they sayin' 57 is the new 27
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u/j-endsville Aug 23 '24
I mean I'm 51 so I fuckin hope so.
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u/teckmonkey Aug 23 '24
Me, happily married:
This entire comment section:
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u/OneMeterWonder Aug 23 '24
LMAOOOO holy shit I nearly woke my wife. Tears streaming rn.
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u/dexbasedpaladin Aug 23 '24
Is she into white boys, too? Asking for... well, me
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u/korikore Aug 23 '24
She had a kid with one
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u/dexbasedpaladin Aug 23 '24
So you're saying there's a chance...
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u/capital_bj Aug 23 '24
so you are saying there is a chance, thank you
sincerely, an older white guy
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u/Skurrt_Skurrt Aug 23 '24
Respectfully, I couldn't focus on her speech because I kept thinking about how fine she is. They're both beautiful.
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u/howigottomemphis Aug 23 '24
Damn. So beautiful. I swear a big part of their agelessness, besides "black don't crack," is that they don't have hate in their heart.
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u/cherrybounce Aug 23 '24
If Kamala doesn’t win she and her sister can make a fortune with a skincare line.
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u/Electrical-Help5512 Aug 23 '24
Moving to an area with a lot of black people was mind boggling. I'm late 20s and i was unknowingly talking to people like peers when they're twice my age lmao.
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u/Hevyd73 Aug 23 '24
Meanwhile the "superior" race out here aging like bananas. /S
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u/waspinater Aug 23 '24
I'll have you know I'm 33 and don't look a day over 40, let me know if you want the skin care routine /s
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u/cheapdrinks Aug 23 '24
On a serious note, just don't sun tan, wear an SPF moisturiser during the day or sun block if you're going to be out in the sun for long periods and use tretinoin or a retinol moisturiser at night. Been doing that since my early 20s and now in my mid 30s people consistently guess my age 10 years lower than it is. Compared to my friends from school the same age I have almost no wrinkles, blemishes or lines on my face.
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u/Nochnichtvergeben Aug 23 '24
I'm 38 but people say I look more like 28. I have no skincare routine, smoke, don't eat healthy and have had several bad sunburns. I'm sure those things help but I also think a lot of it is genetics.
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u/phalseprofits Aug 23 '24
I’m a white person that looks younger than her age. I’m 38 and I look approx 5-10 years younger depending on the day. It’s almost entirely because 1- I don’t go out in the sun without sunscreen and never intentionally tan, 2- I’m chubby and the extra fat fills out my face wrinkles, 3- my skin has always been very oily.
So basically if you’re white, the best age-defying routine is to become the comic book guy from the Simpsons
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Aug 23 '24
What's funny is i just learned that if you leave bananas near other fruit it causes them age faster.
Just stressing out everyone near them.
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u/rebekahster Aug 23 '24
It’s a helpful trick if you need to ripen your avocados quickly tho.
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u/mazamundi Aug 23 '24
Its great for mangoes. I can use a green mango as a hammer to build a home, die of old age and leave it behind so my grandsons can enjoy it once it matures
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u/Gomzz26 Aug 23 '24 edited Aug 23 '24
Call me the pope because I’d crucify her, I’d have the power of Christ compelling her on all fours. I’d go to jail just to sniff a chair she farted in back in 03.
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u/JFKcheekkisser Aug 23 '24
u/SpectacularOtter I fear there might be too many of them for you to fend off
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u/Gomzz26 Aug 23 '24
The otter can get split open too, I’m a certified surgeon I’ll straighten out his scoliosis.
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u/demetri_k Aug 23 '24
Trump is probably wondering if this sister is black or Indian because you can’t be biracial in MAGA land?
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u/Mental-Setting1264 Aug 23 '24
Baddies DC: The White House.
Love this season of reality tv honestly
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u/Trix_Are_4_90Kids ☑️ Aug 23 '24
Genetics are something else. Just look at the two of them. Kamala takes after her father, looks like a light skinned Black woman, but Maya takes after the mom and looks more like an Indian woman.
Prince said "Black don't crack, beige don't fade!"
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u/Reasonable_Deer_1710 Aug 23 '24
Kamala is already attractive enough as it is, and then here comes Maya out of nowhere.
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u/pm_me_tits_and_tats ☑️ "ONE PIECE WILL NEVER END 😭😭" Aug 23 '24
Offering immunity to anyone otter tries to prosecute