r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/MookieV ☑️ • Aug 22 '24
Country Club Thread Nothing makes me seethe more than when a racist is funny
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u/BombsNBeer ☑️ Aug 22 '24
Radiodread
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u/boricimo Aug 22 '24
Twelve inch Nails
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u/dngerszn13 Maple Syrup stan 🍯 Aug 22 '24
Ayyoooo 👀
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u/UberMisandrist Aug 22 '24
The way I just blew out of my nose while smirking
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u/Flappy_beef_curtains Aug 22 '24
Ever done one of those laughs where you try to hold it in. But it sounds like a drag car launching in your head?
Like you snort internally.
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u/chop-diggity Aug 22 '24
I’d actually fuck with that.
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u/Cucker_-_Tarlson Aug 22 '24
Is this a dick joke?
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u/KyleG Aug 22 '24
I'd assumed it was a joke about the stereotype of black women having long fingernails
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u/SierraSnowSurfer Aug 22 '24
Radiodread is actually an album name by Easy Star All-Stars. Its reggae covers of Radiohead songs, and is really good.
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u/DroogieHowser Aug 22 '24
ayy shout outs Easy Star All Stars, Dub Side of The Moon is another classic
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u/Maleficent_Gas5417 Aug 22 '24
I was managing a record store when dub side came out and I remember all these stoner dudes kept coming in asking for it. I told the first guy, bro ain’t no way that is real, you’re smoking too much of that shit lmao
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u/thee_agent_orange Aug 22 '24
Dread zeppelin is a real band too. I have their tape
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u/Grabthars_Coping_Saw Aug 22 '24
I saw them many years ago on a whim and recall that they were a lot more entertaining than I had expected.
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u/pwndnoob Aug 22 '24
I've backdoored into Radiohead through covers. The band itself always felt too dreary but any cover that spins their music around a bit has been great.
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u/Project0range Aug 22 '24
Black Black Sabbath
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u/Ali3nSh3 Aug 22 '24
Jamal Eat World is so uncalled for lmfaooo
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u/SacKing13 Aug 22 '24
That one definitely feels like the worst one for some reason lol
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u/MalakaiRey ☑️ Aug 22 '24
I can hear a 94' def comedy jam performer calling them Niggatallica on stage, crowd going crazy
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u/AukwardOtter Aug 22 '24
The Shamones
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u/Kotori425 Aug 22 '24
This was the one that made me SCREECH 💀💀
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u/johnny_utah26 Aug 22 '24
I’m cry laughing in my pillow so I don’t wake my wife! She gotta get up to teach 7th grade math tomorrow! 🤣
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u/owlBdarned Aug 22 '24
Ha, I gotta do the same. Except my kids are taking a quiz, so I get a break.
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Aug 22 '24
Panic at the Cookout!
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u/Itsmyloc-nar Aug 22 '24
Al Green Day
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u/DLottchula 👱🏿Black Guy™ who wants a Romphim Aug 22 '24
I had a fantasy football team called Al Green Bay Packers
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u/ThisIsCaptain Bring back BPT Aug 22 '24
Men Not At Work
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u/MegaGrimer Aug 22 '24
Guns N Unemployment
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u/kyleesmom1113 Aug 22 '24
Guns N Hoeses
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u/Routine_Ad_2034 Aug 22 '24
Immediately pictured smeagol in an oversized white tee like early 2000s style
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u/No_Savings7114 Aug 22 '24
This makes me think of slutty combat firefighters, though.
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u/JohnNDenver Aug 22 '24
Flock of Jailbirds
Four Non-Cons
The Disease
Kornbread (backwards K)
The Killers - oops, already takenI am curious about the actual band name and city. I would certainly take a listen.
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u/Nineteen-ninety-3 ☑️ Aug 22 '24 edited Aug 22 '24
- Fallout Bruh
- Evanincense
- Black Green and Red Flag
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u/trollingmotor69 Aug 22 '24
Kings of Leroy
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u/Itsmyloc-nar Aug 22 '24
Deep Purple Drank
African American Sabbath
Al Green Day
Fleetwood Pontiac
E.B.T. O.
Def Jam Leppard
The Police/ Sting
Steely Devan
Dire Financial Straits
Unregistered Guns N’ Roses
Kings of Leroy
AA/EV
Alicia in Chai- you know what, never mind
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u/DirtySilicon ☑️ Aug 22 '24 edited Aug 22 '24
Not gone lie. System of a Brown, The African American Rejects, and Linkin Dark are pretty funny. This reminds me of when I was in HS and a group of us got curious and googled racial slurs and Wikipedia showed us we hadn't met the clever ones yet.
Edit: So, I went and googled it again and someone filled that fucking page up like a dictionary in the last decade. 🗿
Edit2: Man, Uncle Ruckus descended in this comment section. Y'all in here slur purging like it's a holiday.
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u/pm_me_tits_and_tats ☑️ "ONE PIECE WILL NEVER END 😭😭" Aug 22 '24
I can’t remember the website but there’s a whole slur database.
Turns out my high school racists weren’t nearly as creative as some of their colleagues out there
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u/epicmousestory Aug 22 '24
can’t remember the website but there’s a whole slur database.
I think it just goes by "X" now
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u/Chaotic_MintJulep Aug 22 '24
I worked at this small company once where the IT guy, when setting up censored words in the system, reviewed whatever database he was offered and chose ALL categories. And in all languages.
We had shit that was a slur in like 18th century Ireland or had been used very specifically by a college rivalry in the 1950s blocked. He was always so gleeful when you stormed up to his desk and demanded he uncensor something, and always knew the exact meaning of the slur offhand. Like he’d been studying them.
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u/PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING Aug 22 '24
That guy sounds like a real mumpsimus.
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u/Western_Language_894 Aug 22 '24
Ok, what
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u/InviteAdditional8463 Aug 22 '24
I had to look that up.
a traditional custom or notion adhered to although shown to be unreasonable. a person who obstinately adheres to unreasonable customs or notions.
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u/Western_Language_894 Aug 22 '24
Lol thanks didn't wanna look it up and be visually assaulted with sum fucked up
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u/PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING Aug 22 '24
It’s someone who sticks to an error or custom even when it’s shown to be wrong or unreasonable. Supposedly named for a priest who was giving mass in latin and misspoke, saying “mumpsimus” instead of “sumpsimus” and then doubled down and insisted he was right.
Basically it’s a 16th century insult that means covfefe.
(Honestly I was thrilled to find it when looking for good antiquated insults/slurs to find in this thread, haha.)
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u/MrDickShit Aug 22 '24
http://www.rsdb.org/full Don’t ask why but I had this bookmarked
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u/Obi_One_CanBlowMe Aug 22 '24 edited Aug 22 '24
Lmao, today I learned “Abe Lincoln” is a racial slur
Edit: Even better is they say “alcoholic” is a racial slur for native Americans for the reasoning “known to have a hard time handling their liquor”
I can’t even get through the As without this thing being hilariously racist
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u/Psycho5275 Aug 22 '24
"Dog Fucker" --> "All Bestiality porn actors are White."
How uh... How would they know that?
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Aug 22 '24
Ok hold up, ABC is American Born Chinese? Is that why there are so many places around me named ABC nail.
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u/BS_in_BS Aug 22 '24
Probably a holdover from trying to be first alphabetically in the phonebook.
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u/Northbound-Narwhal Aug 22 '24
If you want a quick rundown there's The Most Racist Song Ever by Rockett Radio which is literally just We Didn't Start the Fire but instead of world events and news it's just 4 and a half minutes of listing racial slurs and only racial slurs.
I don't know why Spotify recommended it to me.
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u/hookah420666 Aug 22 '24
Take my free award for the recommendation. I'm cracking up in my car checking it out
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u/NOSjoker21 ☑️ Aug 22 '24
Encyclopedia Dramatica has one, but be forewarned that site is... uh... makes 4Chan look like a playground.
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u/keegtraw Aug 22 '24
Wait, ED is worse than 4chan these days? How long have I been out?
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u/NOSjoker21 ☑️ Aug 22 '24
Sir, that website is literally a cesspool of every offensive interpretation imaginable. Have you EVER been on ED?
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u/Learned_Hand_01 Aug 22 '24
These were amazing.
Though I think it should be Deep Purple Drank.
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u/spotty15 Aug 22 '24
Ok but Blink-187 is fuckin great tho
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u/DAVENP0RT Aug 22 '24
Out of touch white dude here. I'd love to hear what the heck this means because it makes zero sense to me.
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u/spotty15 Aug 22 '24
187 is a popular police code for a shooting/murder. Popularized via gangster rap in the 80s/90s. "Fuck around and get caught in a 187"
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u/ohea Aug 22 '24
Fountains of Mayne is perfect if the dudes all have Georgia accents
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u/Inside-Is-Winside Aug 22 '24
I imagine a bunch of Terrence Howard looking ass niggas with their hair in curlers just saaangin
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u/agutema ☑️ Aug 22 '24
Ball Out Boy
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u/sockovershoe22 Aug 22 '24
There was this black punk rock band I saw at a show like 15 years ago. Their name was Wholel Wheat Bread ;)
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u/RichCorinthian Aug 22 '24
There was a Black band in Detroit called Death playing punkish rock in the early 1970s. Like...before The Ramones. Subject of a great documentary (A Band Called Death).
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u/PortlyWarhorse Aug 22 '24
Yo, I had a bootleg of theirs a long while ago and so happy it's out and about now. Only Detroit old schoolers and a handfull of cassette kids knew about em. And us cassette kids didn't know they were more than a one off
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u/Mrofcourse Aug 22 '24
I saw whole wheat bread open for MC Chris who is the nerdiest white rapper ever.
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u/OMGitsKatV Aug 22 '24
I saw that your too! I Fight Dragons was the first band on my leg of the tour. Whole Wheat Bread was so good.
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u/chicken_tendor Aug 22 '24
Helll yea! Those guys are awesome. I've seen em a couple times with MC Chris lol
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u/CrowdDisappointer Aug 22 '24
Coldplaya
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u/ContinualSaga Aug 22 '24
I used to rule the hood, bluds would rise when I gave the word
now I'm creepin' these streets alone, ninjas left me out on my own
for a moment I had the g's, now I'm in here coppin pleas
just an inmate in a locked up cell, a story we know too well
(Viva La Vida spoof)
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u/LuffyIsBlack ☑️ Aug 22 '24
Black Floyd
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u/oroechimaru Aug 22 '24
Pink Floyd doesn’t need a rename, named after blues musicians Pink Anderson and Floyd Council. (I am bad at this.)
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u/SeaOsprey1 Aug 22 '24
Am I the only one completely sent by Breaking Into Benjamin's House?? Lmao
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u/Richie_Zeppelin Aug 22 '24
Red Hot Chili Sauce
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u/DillonMeSoftly Aug 22 '24 edited Aug 22 '24
Nine Inch Dicks
Jimmy Eats Chicken (similar to the one posted)
Led Cadillac
The Mamas but no Papas
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u/dryintentions Aug 22 '24
I actually hate that racism can be funny sometimes😂😂😂
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u/Professional_Job8254 Aug 22 '24
I dunno man I don't think it's inherently racist to point out the fact that all the members of a rock band are black, it's only when you insinuate that that's a bad thing, or they shouldn't or can't play 'real' rock'n'roll because they're black (lmao) that it becomes racist. Making light of things isn't bigoted, even if what you're making light of is based on race, gender, sex etc.
We need to be able to joke about each other
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u/cocaine_cowboi Aug 22 '24
1-8-7, the police code for homicide, often used in 90s rap lyrics
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u/FerretAres Aug 22 '24
Specifically it’s LAPD code for murder
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u/p0diabl0 Aug 22 '24
It's the California penal code for homicide, not limited to LAPD.
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u/I_Peed_on_my_Skis Aug 22 '24 edited Aug 22 '24
Damn, this thread is so funny. Apologies if this is out place for me. But I read someone comment years ago that they wanted to start a pirate rock band with other fellow black folks, called “the hard Arrrr’s” which I thought was very clever.
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u/No-Acanthisitta-2517 Aug 22 '24
…… nothing chaps my ass more than when a joke that shouldn’t be funny is actually hilarious…..
Like this has no business being funny bro
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u/Mass3999 Aug 22 '24
Guns & Gangsigns
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u/GnarPlatinum Aug 22 '24
Deep Purple Drank
Average Black Band
C.R.E.A.M.
Ginesis
The Talking Old Heads
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u/alextank88 Aug 22 '24
Glocks N’ Roses
Fear and Looting in Las Vegas
Five Finger Discount Punch
Okay lol, I’m done
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u/Narc212 Aug 22 '24
The Yeetles
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u/NW_Rose Aug 22 '24
I just pictured Kanye with 3 clones of himself remaking that scene of them walking on the street
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u/SteppinRazor23 Aug 22 '24
T.V. On the Radio is top tier unique rock, and have a majority black musicians. I fucking adore them. Then I saw the music videos for the first time and saw they were mostly black.
Long story short I fuckin love T.V. on the Radio.
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u/Nordie25 ☑️ Aug 22 '24
Draymond Green got called a knuckle dragger one time on TV and I hate the fact that I laughed😭
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u/quirkycurlygirly Aug 22 '24
Guns n Hos's
Bon Juvie
Twist-out Sister
Black Floyd
ATL/DC
Red Hot Chitlin Peppers
Blacker Sabbath
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