r/BlackPeopleTwitter Aug 21 '24

Country Club Thread He really thought that this was the internet

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u/Darqnyz7 Aug 21 '24

That man pulled that shit like it was the ripcord to a parachute...

The worst thing about this is that Charlie thinks he came out on top.

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u/Big_Papa95 Aug 21 '24

One thing I’ve learned in my life being raised a Jehovahs Witness and leaving, and then dealing with this MAGA bullshit, is if you’re talking with someone who is literally cult indoctrinated like this, you have to give up the idea that you can ever “come out on top.” It’s literally impossible. You can have all the facts, all the logic, all the receipts, and it just doesn’t matter because the other side will simply ignore it and come back with some off topic, “gotcha” point that they’ve been trained to fall back to when all else fails. And when you inevitably give up because you’d have a better time slamming your head through a brick wall, they will say to themeselves “Haha I really got them. Good thing I know The Truth(TM)”

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u/Darqnyz7 Aug 21 '24

You arent lying. One of my guilty pleasures is debating online. Tiktok is where I'm getting my fix at the moment, and the people on there are delusional as fuck. Besides the cliquish, "mean girls" routine a lot of them try with their friends in the LIVE, their debate strategies are fucking abysmal... Whenever they get backed into a corner of their own incompetence, it's immediate personal insults. Without fail. I get kicked off of the Tiktok LIVEs all the time because they get frustrated when their normal "dialogue tree" fails to get them the result they wanted...

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u/Warthogs309 Aug 21 '24

Imma need examples to eat popcorn too chief I wanna see that

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u/DaftMudkip Aug 21 '24

Facts. I usually tell them to get out of their echo chamber and leave them with “I love the poorly educated” Trump gif and walk away.

I’ll dance on their graves after the election, for now there’s no reason to keep arguing

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u/Yelsiap Aug 21 '24

His fucking stupid grin the -entire- time. What a punchable face. Dude clearly thought he was “winning”, whatever the fuck that was.

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u/justalatvianbruh Aug 21 '24

and if you do sock him he still will smirk and take the moral high ground. these fuckers are pathetic and insufferable.

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u/Kotori425 Aug 21 '24

I say we should start carrying eggs or rotten veggies around, and whenever they start in with their BS, just slap that mess right onto the top of their heads. Let them just stand there in filth for everyone to see.

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u/RedRedditor84 Aug 21 '24

"He gave up on me in complete and utter disgust, making me the winner!"

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u/Weeblifter Aug 21 '24

Plenty of people in the comments go “oh, he owned that beta”. Dude hit him with facts and Charlie hit him with twitter cringe.

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u/NolanSyKinsley Aug 21 '24

"Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a chicken. They will knock over all the pieces, shit all over the board, then strut around as if they won."

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u/raguwatanabe Aug 21 '24

“Maybe you should meet one” is the only logical answer to “WhAt Is A WoMaN?🤓”

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u/ajoker40 Aug 21 '24

"what is a woman? Someone who covers their drink when you're around."

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u/R3luctant Aug 21 '24

Imagine thinking that's a valid comeback to someone mentioning the fact that your candidate asked someone to find votes for him after an election.

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u/Big_Papa95 Aug 21 '24

“Oh you’re saying my guy tried to literally overthrow democracy? Well how about this: Genitalia” drops mic

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u/screaminginfidels Aug 21 '24

"What, we have no policy and one joke? What's that, a question about policy? One joke."

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u/scumbag_college Aug 21 '24

What is a woman? A person you will never bring to orgasm.

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u/tinyleif26 Aug 21 '24

Man, I wish he had said that.

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u/CrystlBluePersuasion Aug 21 '24

The only women these alt-right chuds get with are either crying or unconscious.

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u/Astenbaud Aug 21 '24

Can someone please explain the “ what is a women” thing?

It’s so nonsensical & out of left field, my brain kind of shuts off from the question. Like is it a dumb reference to something from twitter?

My only guess is it’s anti trans rhetoric.

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u/Eyephail Aug 21 '24

Your guess is correct. It is just Anti-Trans rhetoric, I believe it comes from Matt Walsh’s “”””documentary”””” of the same name. They seem to think it’s a gotcha.

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u/Solid-Version Aug 21 '24

It’s the fallback talking point of this entire culture war bullshit.

The whole rhetoric is that transgender rights seek to undermine the very essence of humanity blah blah.

Charlie cannot actually articulate anything when he’s outside his echo chamber so he just falls back on it like it’s some kind of gotcha question.

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u/rmslashusr Aug 21 '24

That’s exactly what it is. It’s the idea that Democrats can’t figure out what a woman is because they pushed back against gendered laws (usually relating to bathrooms) that tried to define woman in ways that exclude tons of people because it’s actually not a simple thing to define legally because biology (or God if you’re into that) for some reason doesn’t feel beholden to fit everything into your simplistic legislative buckets.

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u/Sea-Value-0 Aug 21 '24 edited Aug 21 '24

It's anti-trans and anti-gender queer rhetoric. They believe the definition of a woman is only a person born of the biological female sex, or a Christian housewife mommy or some shit, and no one else counts. They'll tie you up in explaining why they're wrong and try to catch you up with their "facts and logic" by pointing to sex when they're actually posing an argument about gender expression. Biological sex and gender/gender expression are two separate things. One can be felt, expressed, and visually changed, and the other can't. No one is arguing that trans people identifying as their identified gender negates their biological sex/sex at-birth. These bigots won't ever get it. They dont want to. It's nauseating.

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u/CappinPeanut Aug 21 '24

At first, it was a gotcha question because they wanted to define a woman as someone who has a vagina and trans people often don’t, but identify as women anyway. So making people define woman would allow them to sling back that trans people are not women.

Thats how it started. But… then there was the whole ordeal about that female Olympic boxer, who is a woman, and checks every box that they say is a woman, but they claimed she was a man anyway.

So… now I feel kinda bad. I thought they were just being hateful, but turns out, they don’t actually know what a woman is, and they are legitimately asking.

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u/IntroductionNo8738 Aug 21 '24

The funny thing is if you asked them about someone who is intersex, male appearing but has XX chromosomes, they’d all have different answers for “what is a woman”. Hell, with olympic boxing, they can’t even answer that question for a (presumably) XX cis woman who has been a woman her entire life. They’re walking examples of Dunning-Kruger.

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u/AfricanusEmeritus ☑️ Aug 21 '24

I laughed at that in a sad, ironic way. This female boxer lives in and represents Algeria that is against LGBTQ people, issues, and laws. If she was anything under the LGBTQ banner, she could be injured, maimed, or killed. The person(s) presumably doing anything to her might as in might get a "legal" trial that would exonerate him/them so fast it would make your head spin. It is not as if she lives in or represents a country where LGBTQ is accepted. The people in active opposition to LGBTQ never look at the gaping holes in their "reasoning."

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u/aesxylus Aug 21 '24

Your guess is correct

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

It’s terminally online anti-trans rhetoric. Charlie needs to log off Xitter and go outside every once in a while

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u/militaryCoo Aug 21 '24

It is, but it's also a cheap trick to derail any debate.

The best response is to ignore it as Parker did, because it's literally impossible to define a category in a way that's satisfactory to them.

As a thought experiment, try to define furniture

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u/-Wayward_Son- Aug 21 '24

It’s a silly got ya question that only works in a world where words can’t have multiple definitions or meanings as a form to express transphobia. Conservatives want you to either define it as the sex of a person in which case they can attack trans people for not falling into that definition and claim you agree with them, or you define it as a gendered term and they claim you are too stupid for not knowing the definition in regards to a persons sex. If you bring up that there is more than one definition they complain you are dodging the question or trying to complicate a simple question.

Imagine someone asks you what a bat is and you say it’s a wooden stick used in baseball. The question asker then attacks you because actually it’s a nocturnal animal with wings. Both answers are correct, but they will always attack you for coming to the incorrect answer by ignoring the other definition. Anyone with half a brain understands it has two meanings, but the attacker is relying on their audience being uneducated and too stupid to think/know of the second definition.

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u/deev718 Aug 21 '24

Your only guess is the right guess. This is the thing they try to use as a “gotcha” and they’re clearly the ones that look stupid every time. Marsha Blackburn from Tennessee tried that shit when Ketanji Brown Jackson was in her confirmation hearing.

It’s like arguing religion with a person but all their arguments come from their book. They stick to the script they’ve been given and think they’re winning.

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u/DiggingNoMore Aug 21 '24

I always go with "I'm not surprised you have to ask."

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u/GlobalCutman Aug 21 '24

A contented big pile of truths.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

I don’t know how and when the Democrats finally learned to stop accepting the premise of assholes, but you love to see it.

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u/Successful_Basket399 Aug 21 '24

Love how he just walked away, no need to waste more time with these folks

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u/AfricanusEmeritus ☑️ Aug 21 '24

Exactly...the beginnings of pimples that never erupt on your thigh, in a spot that would never bother you. Two to three days later, the pimple is gone.

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u/spacedude2000 Aug 21 '24

Weird analogy but I do understand you lol

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u/AfricanusEmeritus ☑️ Aug 21 '24

I sometimes view people who engage in fantastical reasoning without logic as minor irritants that, at most, should be ignored and/or brushed aside. You just don't have the time, nor should you have the inclination (IMHO) to engage in these circular arguments to nowhere.

I am a retired graduate professor and refused to engage in these "arguments/discussions" in front of a classroom. Perhaps in private. I would soon disabuse any student of a perceived gotcha. I would tell them succinctly to look up the terms of logical fallacies and gish gallops if they truly want to learn.

If, on the other hand, (student), you were and/or are trying to play a game of "catch the professor,"... well, remember I have the power of the grade and the total support of the dean, department, school president, have tenure and and have support via the profession. That usually brought even the most recalcitrant student around. If not... the game was afoot...🙃

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u/indoninjah Aug 21 '24

On some level, I think a lot of people hold abhorrent beliefs because it gets them attention (I'm from Philly and... same reason we got Cowboys fans in the area). Treat these folks the same way you'd treat someone on the subway who's skeeving you out - just walk away. Not your problem.

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u/AfricanusEmeritus ☑️ Aug 21 '24

We have Cowboy fans here (I am a NY Giants fan), and as you put it. You locate where they are on the Subway car, and you try to assess the level of danger. You keep them in your peripheral vision, and when your stop comes up, you walk away.

I would often lambaste society's lack of care/ concern for the mentally ill and then try to help out the mentally ill population in a constructive way. Usually, on said Subway car, you will not be able to engage that person in any meaningful way... just lower the potential damage/violence probability in some way. The best thing for most people is to just walk away and leave it to a person with a professional background whenever feasible.

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u/FactorOk4741 Aug 21 '24

"What is a woman?"

"Someone who's touch you've never felt"

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u/MrIrrelevantsHypeMan Aug 21 '24

Charlie Kirk survives on views. Don't give him views

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u/Bocchi_theGlock Aug 21 '24

He only became famous by memorizing faces of wealthy republican donors and finding them at conventions to ask them for investment.

Most people who went to school with him actually hated him.

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u/hirasmas Aug 21 '24

For those that don't know, the young man confronting that POS is Parker Short, the same guy that went viral for the They Not Like Us video at Kamalas rally a few weeks back.

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u/Ser_Artur_Dayne Aug 21 '24

I fucking love this kid. So proud to see the next generation of passionate dems that aren’t gonna be kicked around by right wing chuds. This kid is going places.

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u/AfricanusEmeritus ☑️ Aug 21 '24

Soft confrontation and just not buying into or refuting the madness. This is the essence of growth. He would make a great professor.

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u/allthesamejacketl Aug 21 '24

I mean he looks like he’s going the politics route. I hope he does.

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u/AfricanusEmeritus ☑️ Aug 21 '24

That as well. In either forum, he would be great.

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u/idekbruno Aug 21 '24

You’re right, but this doesn’t seem like the softest example of confrontation lol

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u/AfricanusEmeritus ☑️ Aug 21 '24

😆😆😆 I see your point. For Parker, it seems it was just another Tuesday trying to break through the conditioning. For Charlie, it was a step on your bag lunch day smashing your sandwich and turning your juice and apple into wet splinters.

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u/its_all_one_electron Aug 21 '24

I hope he sees this thread and all the people standing up for him.

Twitter bullying scares me, not me personally but just how much it can destroy young people. They're wonderful and the machine can tear them down unless the rest of us tell them how much we value them and their efforts.

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u/TheBenWelch Aug 21 '24

Holy shit is "chud" making a comeback?!

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u/meltingspace ☑️ Aug 21 '24

It never left, for me. Also, I've never seen the movie

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

no way was he sliding into the conference with that big head and close-together eyes.

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u/raguwatanabe Aug 21 '24

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u/craigathan Aug 21 '24

Hey, listen, is your mouth tiny and small?

Then why don't you come to lil' bits...

Lil' bits! where the food is tiny.

It looks like regular food, but really tiny.

You can put it in your mouth and eat it.

Nothing gets stuck in your lips.

It's just tiny and tiny and fits right... fits right in.

Lil' bits!

We got tiny lasagna, tiny Pizza, tiny pie. Mmm! Little, tiny fried eggs.

Oh, shit. We got tiny people.

Lil' bits!

You hungry?

Come on down. Lil' bits.

Eat some shit, you stupid bitch.

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u/Beherbergungsverbot Aug 21 '24

What a fucking loser. Imagine being confronted about facts about treason and your only answer is some random culture war bs literally no one except those Cheeto suckers cares about.

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u/KeepItDownOverHere Aug 21 '24 edited Aug 21 '24

The other clip is even sadder. Where a kid asks Charlie a question and he complete cowers over child asking him to explain his position.

Edit: it's even worse than I remember at the moment. Charlie kirk literally running from a question about his own position. charlie kirk is a small faced coward running from a strong young man's simple question.

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u/thatsbullshit52 Aug 21 '24

I saw that! Said “I said it was mistake” like that mattered and got checked by a lil kid

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u/Annual-Jump3158 Aug 21 '24

"What do you mean by that?"

"Figure it out!"

Well, being given the creative liberty to speculate by the proverbial horse's mouth, I'd wager he's a pathetic sack of shit bigot who views any sort of progress that isn't intrinsically limited to white Christian Americans as Communism.

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u/ToastyCrumb Aug 21 '24

As Charlie runs away, points at him rightly and says "That's trouble."

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u/BenevenstancianosHat Aug 21 '24

The 'maybe you should meet one,' retort is especially fitting. It really does feel like people are over-compensating when they can't drop the gender politics schtick. It's also funny because simply asking 'What is a woman?' is the definition of debating semantics, which in debate traditionally means you suck at making your point.

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u/sidewaysflower Aug 21 '24

What is a woman?

"A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk! Have at you!"

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u/Xenociez Aug 21 '24

Ironically, I JUST beat that game for the first time ever like ten minutes ago and see this quote. Still can't wing smash tho.

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u/DJ_House_Red Aug 21 '24

So funny how the weirdos act like the "what is a woman" thing is this crazy gotcha as if philosophers haven't been arguing over "what defines a man" for thousands of years.

Like if Rene Descartes couldn't figure it out I'm comfortable not having a perfect answer.

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u/WhatDatDonut Aug 21 '24

The Big Lebowski : What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?

The Dude : Dude.

The Big Lebowski : Huh?

The Dude : Uhh... I don’t know sir.

The Big Lebowski : Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn’t that what makes a man?

The Dude : Hmmm... Sure, that and a pair of testicles.

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u/reeferbradness Aug 21 '24

The Dude : Mind if I do a J?

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u/YesDone Aug 21 '24

And dude had the perfect answer: Oh my God, that is so fucking weird y'all![walk away]

Same as a drop mic.

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u/slinkymello Aug 21 '24

Haha, isn’t this the fella who was caught on tape abusing his lady because she wasn’t a trad wife or complaying little house on the prairie? If not, he has that vibe

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u/upandcomingg Aug 21 '24

I think that was Stephen Chowder but it might but TinyFace Charlie as well, wouldn't be surprised

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u/Ok_Cantaloupe7602 Aug 21 '24

They all kind of blur together

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u/SmokeyBear51 Aug 21 '24

They’re the same person, but yes, Crowder was the toddler tantrum over being “stuck home” and “please don’t let wives have the right to divorce their husbands” guy.

The only ones who are recognizably different are the black old man (because he’s the real life embodiment of Uncle Ruckus) and that Brett chick. Cause women with guy names is hot and she herself is really hot. Not that I have a kink for hate fucking, buuuut 🤷‍♂️

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u/upandcomingg Aug 21 '24

The only ones who are recognizably different are the black old man (because he’s the real life embodiment of Uncle Ruckus) and that Brett chick. Cause women with guy names is hot and she herself is really hot. Not that I have a kink for hate fucking, buuuut 🤷‍♂️

I have no idea what you're talking about but I like your energy lmfao

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u/monsterflake Aug 21 '24

he's the one whose wife, a doctor btw, does not exhibit typical signs of arousal during lovemaking.

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u/Notsellingcrap Aug 21 '24

Na that's the dude with the sister that people memed on.

Ben Shapiro

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u/monsterflake Aug 21 '24

is that the one that wants to worship aoc's pretty little feet?

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u/lordconn Aug 21 '24

I think you might be thinking of Stephen Crowder.

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u/will7980 Aug 21 '24

What a terrible night to have a curse

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u/nerdwaffles Aug 21 '24

I was not expecting a Castlevania SOTN quote but I guess here we are 🤣

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u/decoran_ Aug 21 '24

I always presumed he was anti-semantic!

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

This made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂😂

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u/BenevenstancianosHat Aug 21 '24

"What is hard?" -Charlie Kirk, probably

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u/nofacetheghostx Aug 21 '24

Charlie Kirk when he thinks about trans people, probably.

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u/scungillimane Aug 21 '24

I'm Jewish and make this joke all the time! I love how awkward it makes people.

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u/quadmasta Aug 21 '24

They do run the world according to Beyonce

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u/mikesaninjakillr Aug 21 '24

The way he said "I'm married to one" just sounded so defeated

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u/HollowShel Aug 21 '24

As he seems confused as to what women are, is he absolutely sure?

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u/MelancholyArtichoke Aug 21 '24

How long until the ouroboros starts transvestigating them?

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u/colemon1991 Aug 21 '24

I feel like my response to that would've been a bit offensive, because I might've retorted with "you checked the genitals before marriage? Isn't that against your religion?"

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u/Doobledorf Aug 21 '24

A lot of internet debate bros confuse semantic for making a point. In general they seem to think debating means throwing everything you can at the wall and see what sticks.

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u/O2XXX Aug 21 '24

I prefer the response of “those people who refuse to fuck you” since they are insecure losers and it will cut deep. Plus it’s LGTBQ inclusive.

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u/foodmaster89 Aug 21 '24

Another good one is “anyone that covers their drink when they see you”

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u/Signal-Regret-8251 Aug 21 '24

Okay, that's so good I'm stealing it lol. 

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u/JacobStills Aug 21 '24

In my opinion, when a debate resorts to semantics, you’ve already lost the argument.

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u/NicWester "Mayonaisse and Olive Oil 😋" Aug 21 '24

Semantics are the last bastion of the truly owned.

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u/FlamingPuddle01 Aug 21 '24

Idk, theres been quite a few arguments that I've seen where the central problem was two people using completely different definitions of a word. When it comes to that, diving into semantics is the only real way to reach a resolution, right?

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u/Tattoo_Goddess420 Aug 21 '24

Ask a maga chud to define a woman without describing them physically, makes their brain hurt 😂

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u/TheBigToes Aug 21 '24

The 'maybe you should meet one,' retort is especially fitting.

The mumbled "I'm married to one" response was hilarious too! He knew how idiotic he sounded at that moment.

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u/zehamberglar Aug 21 '24

And it's not even a good "gotcha" question. They think gender identity is some complex beast that's impossible to understand and that this question is some sort of stumper because they can't tell what should or should not give them a boner.

"What is a woman?" Anyone who tells you they are. Slam dunk.

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u/DJMagicHandz Aug 21 '24

Parker said it's on sight MF

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u/Nocamin1993 Aug 21 '24

His quiet ‘I married one…’ you can hear the wind going out of his sails 😂

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u/thiscantbeanything Aug 21 '24

So a woman is anyone married to Charlie kirk

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u/Every_Bobcat5796 Aug 21 '24

We should really start calling these people out to their face for what they are (well y’all should, I’m not American). Traitors to their country.

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u/Signal-Regret-8251 Aug 21 '24

That's because culture war bullshit is all the Republican party has nowadays, as their policies suck so bad nobody supports them. The only people supporting the GOP are the massively wealthy and racist scumbags, and those aren't enough to win elections with.

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u/3_Slice Aug 21 '24

No policy other than hate for anyone who don’t share their “Christian” views

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u/platocplx Aug 21 '24

Extremely weird first thing came to mind was somebodies genitals.

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u/JROXZ Aug 21 '24

It’s weird right?

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u/Bioshock_Jock Aug 21 '24

He got roasted to crisp!

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u/RedditAdminsBCucked Aug 21 '24

I had my brother pull that same thing when he couldn't keep up with an argument. There just is zero good faith in discussions with them.

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u/Justify-My-Love Aug 21 '24

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u/Mouse-r4t Aug 21 '24

Charlie Kirk is the black mold

In J.K. Rowling’s house

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u/FakeHasselblad Aug 21 '24

He tried to walk up on Hasan Parker at DNC and say "sup" and be chill... 🤡Hasan was cool about it, saying he has interviewed him before trying to fact check his BS as a legit journalist.

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u/CrouchingDomo Glow in the dark white ⚪ Aug 21 '24

The way Hasan barely shook his hand and just let out a huge belly laugh instead of engaging in light banter about YouTube royalties and we’re-actually-colleagues bullshit like Kirk clearly wanted him to … perfection 😘🤌

Kirk’s staff keep looking back at him as they walked off; to me it seemed very clear vibes of “Are they talking about us? Are they laughing at Charlie’s joke? ARE WE COOL PLEASE SAY WE’RE COOL”, but Hasan just kept talking to Cenk who was eating a hotdog.

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u/jridge98 ☑️ Aug 21 '24

Why would you remind me of the ladybugs 🤢

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u/kekehippo Aug 21 '24

Charlie Kirk is the black mold on baseboards.

That's the blackest he'll ever be

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u/aesxylus Aug 21 '24

He’s the microscopic parasite on a tapeworm.

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u/Badehat Aug 21 '24

Yeah.. There's no way he didn't actively seek out Parker, seeing as he has been making the rounds on social media lately and Kirk is an attention seeking shower drain.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24 edited Aug 21 '24

I’m pretty sure he did. In a longer video he tried the same shit with that Hassan Piker who paid him dust

Edit: I’ll look for that link yall

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u/Frequent_Alarm_4228 Aug 21 '24

They respond to everything with culture war talking points we’re all tired of, this is why they’re losing.

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u/GloomyLocation1259 Aug 21 '24

Because they know right wing have no helpful policies except help the rich and maintain the white judeo-christian order

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u/cakeman666 Aug 21 '24

Don't forget war, they fucking love war.

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u/AfricanusEmeritus ☑️ Aug 21 '24

That they are not directly in... preferably wasting brownish folks aplenty...👍🏾

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u/Odd-fox-God Aug 21 '24

Exactly "what is a woman" has nothing to do with the election and everything to do with the right wing cultural war. But in their brains it has everything to do with the election because the Democrats are trying to push "normal" folks into being trans.

I live with a bunch of Republicans and my parents genuinely believe that the schools are trying to indoctrinate kids into being transgendered.

Listening to them talk about the government is kind of interesting.

They believe that the government should butt the fuck out of their lives but when people are teaching kids about trans identities in schools then they call for the government to make it all stop.

The interesting thing is my parents don't hate trans people they just genuinely believe that they are confused and that they aren't going to get into heaven because they are changing the body's God gave them. So in their minds they are trying to save your eternal soul and you suffering here on Earth and in the wrong body is just a test from God.

I like to point out that this is a fallen world and babies are born with missing limbs, and people give those babies prosthetics. it's not out of the question for somebody to be born male when they were supposed to be female because of the original sin. You kind of have to work within their worldview and use their language.

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u/levels_jerry_levels Aug 21 '24

It sounds kinda like your parents do hate trans people, they just might not hate them for any innate or inherent reason beyond their religious beliefs.

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u/Odd-fox-God Aug 21 '24

Oh they definitely dislike them. I'm not going to deny that. I just like to tell myself that they don't hate them for my own peace of mind.

I'm kind of in denial. It's really hard waking up and realizing that your own family is full of super hateful people when they claim to be good and loving Christians. Really hard. I've been having a lot of wake up moments this year and it's a lot.

I finally got a therapist so at least I won't be unpacking all of this on my own anymore. I also need to unpack a lot of hate that has been programmed into me by my parents, it's very hard to be a good person when your inner voice is so hateful.

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u/levels_jerry_levels Aug 21 '24

First of all I’m sorry you gotta go through all that, I can imagine the sort of self deprogramming (idk if that’s the best way to put it) youve experienced must be intense 😔

But I wanna say good on you for recognizing that what you were taught is hateful. I’d say you seem like a great person just for recognizing that. You’re an even better person for putting in effort, time, and (I assume) money, to try and untangle that web that you were thrown into. Keep up the good work 😄

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u/aducut Aug 21 '24

“i’m married to one” “same” wait 😂

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u/aesxylus Aug 21 '24

Any man who has to ask “what is a woman” is not pleasing his wife

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u/colemon1991 Aug 21 '24

Any man married to a woman who asks that question clearly doesn't spend time with her.

"What" implies she's less than human.

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u/omojos ☑️ Aug 21 '24

No weapon formed against this young man shall prosper.

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u/AfternoonPast3324 Aug 21 '24

Parker didn’t have time for his bullshit.

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u/Ok-Permission-2687 Aug 21 '24

How I would hope some of his fan base would react;

Laugh a lil, but then realize Charlie is really not saying shit

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u/spanman112 Aug 21 '24

these people are too stupid to be insulted. They think Charlie dunked on him LMFAO

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u/broncotate27 ☑️ Aug 21 '24

My man came with the facts and left with the receipt...

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u/BarbellsandBurritos Aug 21 '24

This dude was trying to load up, really thought he had the knockout blow ready, took a big swing and just….whiffed

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u/Yelsiap Aug 21 '24

When he said “I’m married to one”, I woulda hit him with “and I’m really sorry, for her”.

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u/AugustusInBlood Aug 21 '24

I would have gone with the "are you sure?!"

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u/RubberDuckDaddy Aug 21 '24

Lmao that totally defeated “I’m married to one…”

Get rekt weirdo

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u/Zbrchk Aug 21 '24

Then you should know dumbass! He’s so fuckin lame

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

“What is a woman?”

The people you want to control, Charlie.

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u/pantstickle Aug 21 '24

Parker don’t take your shit, Charlie

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u/Pimpwerx Aug 21 '24

When you spend your entire time in an insulated right-wing bubble, the reality of the world is gonna hit you like a ton of bricks when you set foot somewhere, and literally everyone there hates your guts and will call out your shit to your face without hesitation. That's going into a bee's nest with a layer of nectar as your only protection. Those right wing talking points don't have any effect on people who are armed with actual facts.

I love the weirdo callout at the end. It's completely on point. That question was best described as weird.

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u/oh_please_god_no Aug 21 '24

The shape of Charlie Kirk’s head irritates me

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u/SonicInAGimpSuit Aug 21 '24

“What is a woman?” and with that witty retort I have won the day

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u/Advent012 Aug 21 '24

Idk who this Parker kid is but bro is expressive, ambitious, and stands on business.

I like him.

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u/johnmichael-kane Aug 21 '24

Yo! Parker needs to be protected at all costs 👏🏾

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u/KaneHusky13 Aug 21 '24

Crazy how some nobody was going up against Thomas Sanders, Vine superstar.

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u/maringue Aug 21 '24

"Maybe you should meet one." 🤣🤣🤣

Man man really needed to pan back so we could all watch Charlie die inside.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

I love how our arguments are: your candidate tried to steal our election, your candidate claimed our last president wasn’t born in America, your candidate upended centuries of rule of law, etc. then they go ahead and play dumb.

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u/Stickfigurewisdom Aug 21 '24

What is a woman? A person who covers their drink when you enter the room.

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u/PutinBoomedMe Aug 21 '24

Idk who the guy is, which sounds like a good thing

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

Alex Jones does this all the time too. When they are losing an argument, the phrase “what is a woman?” just falls out of their mouth because it’s an argument they’re confident they can win. Because they think claiming trans women are women is some kind of despicable lie.

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u/Pseudo_ChemE Aug 21 '24

👏 thank you young man 👏

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u/Spiritual-Can2604 Aug 21 '24

Get him, Parker

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u/newsie190xx Aug 21 '24

What is a woman? This is one of their champions? What the fuck kind of stupid ass shit is this?!

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

wHat Is A wOmAn?

Politics for the feeble-minded.

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u/greenetzu Aug 21 '24

Charlie kirk is not a serious person. And does not deserve to be confronted like one.

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u/Interesting-Yellow-4 Aug 21 '24

Post the olympic games, the only correct response here is "is that algerian boxer a woman?"

This gothca question is ours now, they're the ones who are confused about what is a woman. The tables have turned forever.

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u/Valuable-Baked Aug 21 '24

This 100%

And anytime they bitch "sO nOw vOtInG In PrImArIeS dOnT cOuNT aNyMoRe" or some related bs, ask them whyhow many red states are culling voter registrations because theres a D on the record. And How many debates did Donny double Dick hands participate in this year, again?

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u/jannypanny1 Aug 21 '24

Theyyyyyy have nothing! Nothing! This isn’t how you run a country

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u/TheOnlyRandom1 Aug 21 '24

He lit his ass up man 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/TDiddy2021 Aug 21 '24

Parker! This is the guy busting moves at the ATL rally last month, right?

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

You wanna know how I know Charlie Kirk is gay?

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u/The_Stav Aug 21 '24

They really treat "What is a woman?" Like it's ol' reliable, but it just comes across so cringe

Top quality answer to it here though

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

Charlie is an ass who thinks getting the last word in and speaking over someone means he wins. And no matter how many times I tell YouTube to not recommend me his channel I still see his stupid face

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u/Veedubbass Aug 21 '24

They have nothing to stand on. He called them out. This is laughable at this point. Pls vote ppl.

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u/VapidRapidRabbit ☑️ Aug 21 '24

Why are their hating asses always going to places just to openly hate? Like, goddamn, you would never see Democrats just strolling into the RNC to make fun of them damn cultists with the ear patches and the crowd sizes.

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u/the_mid_mid_sister Aug 21 '24

The closest thing would be Jordan Klepper from The Daily Show, and it's not even a culture war confrontational bullshit.

It's basically, "so what does that sign you're holding mean?" and letting the crazy just pour out.

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u/Borgalicious Aug 21 '24

Charlie Kirk is one of those kids you knew in school that “won” every argument they were in because they really incredibly stupid and loud

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u/ComteStGermain Aug 21 '24

Kirk best comeback: "what is a woman?"

He should have asked his wife, because he doesn't know

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u/absolutewingedknight ☑️ Aug 21 '24

Where's the veil? The literal kkk had a party when Trump won the election in 2016

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u/Desidj75 Aug 21 '24

I wish Charlie Kirk is given a lot of airtime by the trump campaign so that his toxicity is widely seen and heard.

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u/Contrerase Aug 21 '24

Will Charlie Kirk's head ever stop growing?

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u/statistacktic Aug 21 '24

Please keep doing this. It turns away persuadable voters.

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u/Nice_Block Aug 21 '24

“You might be wondering how I got here”

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u/StonkSalty Aug 21 '24

Conservatives when they don't have an argument: what is a woman?

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u/cbronson830 Aug 21 '24

“Maybe you should meet one”

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u/bananagod420 Aug 21 '24

“Same” was savage as hell

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u/kadrilan Aug 21 '24

Charlie Kirk. Mr Hanky's albino cousin.

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u/bubblemilkteajuice Aug 21 '24

"I use the 'what is a woman' trump card, negating all conversation prior to the card, and ending my turn." 🤓